Meet Google Girls For Good Times At The Conservative Party
TYPE “Conservative Party” into Google and you get a picture of Samantha Cameron (?) in a bikini.
News that a frump has been impersonating Tory Teaser Teresa May are being investigated.
Readers will recall how Conservative MPs were in 2008 offered a £10 reduction on entry to the wipe-clean environs of Birmingham’s Rocket Gentlemen’s Club – a voucher was secreted in the booklet sent to delegates with official conference literature.
The Tory Party has ever been progressive and a vote for the Cameron revolution will make men more attractive to women, women more attractive to women, give your mouth sex appeal, make you look five pounds thinner, and be televised on your new bedroom ceiling TV…
Posted: 28th, December 2008 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
