Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Remember Diana And Dodi
BRAD Pitt & Angelina Jolie are over. Finished. Zip. Gone.
The National Enquirer has the news that it had last week, and for many weeks before that. One day the news will bear fruit and Pitt and Jolie will be disunited – unless they should perish beneath a mountain of children at the same moment, in which case they will go on being united for ever, a kind of Dodi and Diana, with better hair and teeth.
This week, the Enquirer says Pitt and Jolie are taking part in a “trial separation”. Brad, we learn, is also being separated from booze, embarking on the 12-steps programme.
Readers are then treated to the same article they’ve read for the past year or more albeit with the stock phrases rearranged – Jennifer Aniston; Aniston Jennifer; Jen; Aniston…
Meanwhile, over in Hello!:
Angelina Jolie warms to Brad Pitt’s suggestion of marriage
Now read on…
Posted: 9th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
