Perez Hilton Attacks Man For Being Gay
POLO Molina, tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas, has been arrested and charged with assault following an alleged attack on Perez Hilton. An assult in which Hilton was – get this – heard to call Peas’ singer will.i.am a “faggot“, allegedly.
Perez Hilton is so powerful he can just wait and the showbiz news comes to him.
From a gadget close to the Cobra nightclub, Toronto, Hilton gathered himself and did what anyone who had been assaulted would do: he Twittered:
“I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP.”
ASAP (America Star-spotters Assault Police) is the US version of Britain’s CPF, the Celebrity Police Force who are only ever a small shout away from a photo opportunity and autograph.
Says Hilton:
“I was assaulted by will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report.”
Ha-0ha-ha-, he-he.
“No joke.”
So why then have will.i.am and Fergie not been arrested?
Well, after a period, Hilton said the singer’s manager, Polo Molina, who attacked him. And who’s heard of him?
“I have been attacked by a man who you don’t know but who knows some big stars. No joke.”
Police in Toronto say 36-year-old Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assault.
Says Will.i.am (insert grammar liberally):
“I didn’t hit you. I told you that I didn’t like the fact that you disrespected us. It’s cool to have your opinion. Instead of calling the police you twittered that I assaulted you. Sounds like somebody wants mad attention and is not really concerned about his health.”
Attention demanded. Attention gained:
Perez Hilton:
“I would never make something like this up, or try to use something like this for press, because I don’t need it. I called the police BEFORE I Tweeted about it. They were not showing up. I felt helpless.”
He-he.
No joke.
Note: All those snappers and not one photo of the alleged assault?
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Posted: 23rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
