Pictures Of Ralph The Penguin In A Wetsuit
RALPH the Humboldt penguin has been fitted with a wetsuit. The press release from Marwell Zoo, where Ralph calls him says the suit is “specially designed”.
Big news in the world of fashion, there. Wetsuits for bald birds are not off the peg but handmade, bespoke and tailored.
Any humans who want to look like penguins, however, can get their outfits from any number of shops and rental outlets.
The news ends with the revelation that the wetsuit is nto to salve Ralph’s rubber festishm but to protect Ralph “from the risk of sunburn”:
Sunburn is the scourge of penguins.
Q. What’s black and white and red all over?
A. Simon Cowell at Royal Ascot.
Pictures of Ralph in his wetsuit:
Posted: 14th, August 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
