Wind Up Earth Angel Vibrator Enlivens Bored Al Goreans
GREAT news for masturbating Al Goreans is that a new hand-cranked vibrator that makers say could save the planet and bring stimulus to Third World places, like sub-Saharan Africa and Detroit.
The eco-sex toy is dubbed the “Earth Angel” and necessitates the user charges the thing by turning a handle and adding juice to the rechargeable battery within.
It had originally been planned as a sex aid for the Third World where batteries and electricity supplies are unreliable.
And clockwork vibrators are still in use. Fact.
But the Irish manufacturers Camden Enterprises have been swamped with interest from Green followers after displaying the vibrator at the Ars Electronica [really] fair in Linz, Upper Austria, this week.
Says the PR:
“We wanted to produce an environmentally friendly sex toy that appealed to all consumers regardless of gender, age or ethnicity.
It’ss for children?
It has been in its development stage for the past two years and we are excited that our vision has become reality.”
And it may just what the Al Goreans need to keep their cause buzzing:
The Institute of Public Policy Research has been conducting a series of “workshops”, focus groups and other types of malarkey and found out that, when the subject is brought up, many “participants” expressed a weariness and fatigue about the subject. Many of the workshops became notably less animated following the introduction of climate change as a topic for discussion. Some found the issue very boring. Others dismissed it as “faddy” and “trendy”.
Earth Angel may just be the fillip Gaia needs.
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Posted: 18th, September 2009 | In: Technology Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
