The Great Cathay Pacific Blocked Toilet Mystery
CATHAY Pacific is puzzling over why the toilets on its fleet of Airbus planes are blocked.
It is a mystery. Why-oh-why-oh-why did ten toilets malfunction on a flights from Riyadh to Mumbai?
Clues? We have none. And so it is that the great Asian toilet mystery joins the other great conundrums of our time:
Why does the Pope have a balcony?
Why does Katie Price sleep on her back?
Why do fanatical Muslims blame Jews for 9/11?
Why did Hitler dress to the left?
And many more!
Cathay Pacific spokeswoman Carolyn Leung:
“You would be amazed what we find in the pipes when we clean the system – not just face towels but medicine bottles, socks, items of clothing and even children’s stuffed toys.”
And loads and loads of s***.
Posted: 26th, November 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
