Tesco Admits That Santa Is A Ginger
HEY, kids: “Santa loves all kids. Even ginger ones.” That’s what it says on the card. That red hat… Not a hat. Those jolly red cheeks… A myth corrupted from Santa’s red beard.
Santa is naked save for a black belt and a Playboy bunny girl’s tail won as a cod piece. Santa doesn’t just love gingers – Santa is flaming ginger, red all over.
Now gingers are claiming Santa as they own once more. Mrs Davinia Phillips, 30, of York, mother of three redheads, says:
“I picked it up and I couldn’t believe it. I just thought ‘What is so funny about that?’ I didn’t really get the joke. I thought I would buy it, because I wanted proof that I had seen it. The more I thought about it, the more annoyed I got and I told the lady who worked in the store I was not happy.”
One complaint and the card is purged. Anorak readers Yampster writes:
They are fighting back. Is no Christmas tradition sacred? I’m telling you it will be fat people next. No more fat Santas. No more jokes about ‘full’ shoes. Short people too. No one seems to have noticed the fact the Joe McElderry is shorter than his mentor. It’s no wonder people are returning to Mother in Law jokes. They still find them offensive but they haven’t got round to forming a union yet.
Santa is ginger… Proof:
Awkward Santa Claus Moments: Picture Gallery
Posted: 15th, December 2009 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
