Derby’s Shoe Zone Flasher Sought
REPORTS coming in of a man who has exposed himself in a shop in Derbyshire.
The incident occurred in a branch of Shoe Zone on Oxford Street in Ripley.
He is described as aged around 60, white, about 5ft 8in tall (1.72m) and was wearing a black hat and coat and light jogging bottoms.
But, interestingly, the shop assistant did not notice what he was wearing on his feet?
You may expects a shoe shop worker to have told the police that the man was, say, wearing an 8-hole, pair of brogues, in burgundy leather, with a scuff mark on the left foot toe and a hole pattern synonymous with a certain factory in Portugal.
As if is, police will have to make do with a photo of a face. As for his penis, our resident footware expert suggests a “size 7F”.
Note: If Shoe Zone makes you want to behave out of character let us know.
Posted: 16th, January 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
