David Hasselhoff Stars In The Hoff Reality TV Show: A Lock In
GOOD news is that with David Hasselhoff no longer a judge on America’s Got Talent, Piers Morgan fans will get to see more of their idol. And the even better news is that Hasselhoff will be starring in a reality TV show about his life, as the Hoff invites a world to watch him wet himself and try to eat a hamburger while drunk and shirtless.
On cable TV channel A&E, you will be able to see 10 half-hour episodes of the “The Hoff.” Pass the Wet Ones:
The new series will focus on Hasselhoff’s business ventures and his role as a divorced father trying to guide his teenage daughters as they look to break into the recording industry.
Which goes to prove that The Hoff can always do the unexpected, and that telly is not in the least bit desperate to film anything so long as it’s alive, celebrity endorsed or prepared to die for our entertainment.
Says The Hoff:
“It’s the dream of every parent to be able to help their children succeed.
“I told the girls that I would help them open the door when they are ready, but they would have to walk through it on their own.”
Where the magical door is is something we are not at liberty to divulge. Only Zsa Zsa Gabor, Nancy Reagan and Papa Smurf know where the door is, and two of them have forgotten.
The rest of you will just have to be born rich, well-connected and thus very talented to stand any chance of reaching the knob…
Posted: 22nd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
