Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Marriage Is ‘Over’: Fact
THE big news is that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “have seen DIVORCE lawyers and signed a £205 million split deal”. As the NoTW says on its front page: “PITTS ALL OVER.”
So says the News of The World, which may have scooped the National Enquirer, the magazine that for over five years has featured Brand and Angelina on its masthead and told readers that they are falling in and out of love. Although all were scooped by In Touch magazine, which told us in October 2007: “The romance is over.”
This was soon followed by, also in 2007, by the headline in Grazia magazine: “Jen blamed for wrecking marriage.”
If Brad and Angel are getting divorced, the short-term boost in magazine sales as the children get divided will be further excited by the news that a turgid love story now in its sixth year – the Jolie-Pitt-Jennifer Anistone love triangle – has been reinvigorated.
Look out for endless news on Brad getting back with Aniston; Brad getting back with Jolie; Jolie and Aniston developing a lesbian love pact; Jolie and Pitt fighting for control of Haiti and much more. Watch the spaces.
As for the facts, a source tells us:
“The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple’s split.
“It seemed clear they want the world to know they’ll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time.”
So the divorce is a done deal. Right? Well…
Our source added: “There’s no date for when the contract would come into effect. But the paperwork is already organised for a break- up – and for it to be as unmessy for them as possible. It is clear it’s a case of when they break up rather than if.”
So they have not split. Brad and Angle have just created the non-divorce, un-married couple’s contract. They remain together and happy. What other facts?
Earlier this month, Angelina was snapped looking tense with an unsmiling Brad in New York.
As you were, tabloid media. Continue to speculate for years…
Posted: 24th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
