Brad Pitt Crawls To Jennifer Aniston On ‘All Fours’ In Angelina Jolie Crisis
NATIONAL Enquirer: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in “CRISIS” as Jen “REJECTS” BRAD on “all fours”…
News is that Jennifer Aniston “won’t take him back”.
A source says that Jen says that Brad “doesn’t look so hot any more” and that he carries “too much baggage”.
Brad is currently sporting a beard that would look at home at an old crones’ orgy. He also has baggage, the little Brangelinos.
This is “the ultimate revenge” for a woman billed as – get this – “Hollywood’s most-sought-after beauty”. And there the reality of this story withers and dies.
We were with it. We were prepared to believe the source and the image of Brad “virtually crawling on all fours” begging Jen to come back. But Jen is the most “sought-after beauty” in Hollywood just as Tito Jackson is the most famous celebrity in Iowa.
In other news, night follows day, birds fly and bees buzz – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and all is right with the world…
Posted: 2nd, February 2010 | In: National Enquirer Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink
