Katie Price And Alex Reid’s Haiti Adoption Check List
ALEX REID and KATIE PRICE: Today Tango and Gash adopt a baby from Haiti. We can narrows it down and quell the panic in that benighted place. The baby will most likely:
* Be orange
* Have a made-up name
* Have seen Killer Bitch and enjoyed it
* Never owned a ‘Team Peter’ T-shirt
* Be comfortable around camera crews
Says Alex:
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“I fear I shoot blanks.”
Less blank than bright orange flares. And if Alex’s can’t light up Katie’s foot warmer:
“We will adopt.”
From Haiti. A source gives background to the Star’s front-page fact:
“We all hope it’s not true because he would make an amazing dad. But if it doesn’t happen, they can always do a Brangelina.”
Split up?
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Posted: 5th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
