Alex Reid Asks Katie Price For A ‘Divorce’: Pictures
ALEX REID and KATIE PRICE have married and “Split”. Alex Reid wants a divorce. Tango & Gash are fading, not literally. But they are finished. Says the Daily Star’s front page:
“ALEX: GIVE ME A DIVORCE”
Because:
“He’s crushed by control freak Jordan.”
The story:
BROKEN Alex Reid wants to divorce Kate Price because she has a cynical masterplan to rake in cash.
So says the Daily Star – first for Jordan news!
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Cage-fighter Alex says he is “exhausted” after being swept up by new bride Kate’s whirlwind scheme. Five days after he tied the knot with the model, alias Jordan, 31, they are 5,000 miles apart as he is working in India.
Reid had a pre-Big Brother deal to work in India on a TV show International Throat Kick, in which Reid plays the part of your favourite beat-‘em-up video game characters who as a result of falling into a vat of liquid morphs from mild-mannered cage fighter into a gut-spilling force of Hell (ITV, call me, I’ve ideas.).
So, he’s in India when he should be raking in cash as the BB champ. Bad planning or what? Only, he marries Katie Price which means he remains front-page news. Now read on:
Now the Celebrity Big Brother winner is trying to wriggle out of the sudden Las Vegas marriage. Alex fears Kate’s five-point money-grabbing plan could ruin his reputation.
His reputation as the star of Killer Bitch, Katie Price photo ops, Big Brother and fighting in a cage?
He is worried his new popularity and cage-fighting prospects will be affected if he agrees to go along with the blatant cashing in. Kate plans to secure millions of pounds by flogging all the details of their relationship, according to sources.
Such as?
Money-spinners would include a wedding party, honeymoon, renewing their vows and a new home. She has even considered the money to be made from splitting from her second husband.
The Daily Star is sister publication to OK!. Katie sells papers. Can a wedding sell magazines?
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Alex told friends: “This last week has knocked me for six. Kate is full of ideas about the future, but right now all I want to do is get on with my training. I’m exhausted after everything that’s gone on in the last few days. Who knows what’s next? Never underestimate Mrs Reid – she will be busy no matter what.”
And the divorce, the thing the Daily Star uses on its front page? We need to find a source… Here’s one, we’ll call P.R. Hoare:
“Alex loves Kate and that’s why he managed to get swept up in the excitement of everything. But being away from her has made it all hit home. He’s had some time to think.”
We’ve seen his thinking. He needs time.
“He can’t believe how much his life has changed in the last week. These next few months are vital for Alex ahead of his big fight against Tom “Kong” Watson but we are worried because he just can’t focus. He knows he’s hurt his family by sneaking off to America to get married and it’s killing him, he’s a broken man.”
Which is why he’s jetting off for a telly show and can be seen in these pictures getting snugly with Katie Price?
“He’s close to his mum and hasn’t been able to talk to his family with Kate around controlling everything he does. Alex knows the year ahead will be mapped out already. He is having second thoughts but is too scared to try to talk to her about it.”
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Thankfully, Reid has a confidant, who has the Star’s phone number on speed dial; and the Star cares enough to use the words as front-page news.
A friend of the model said: “Kate is not stupid. She had a seriously lucrative year after her split from Peter and knows Alex could be her next big business deal.”
The Daily Stars costs “25p”. PR costs more. The Daily Anorak is free…
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