Arab Envoy To Dubai Has Marriage To Bearded Wife Annulled
JOHN Terry need not worry that the lovely Toni has let herself in fascist sand and cement idyll of Dubai. Only a bikini strap stands between Toni and full declaration. Things were quite different, however, for one Arab ambassador to Dubai who has had his marriage annulled after discovering that the women behind the veil was bearded.
What is more, she was cross-eyed.
The envoy tells a Sharia court that when he was courting the young lovely, his mother-in-law showed him photos of what she looked like without the veil. Web seducers will know the routine well – you focus on the best bits and cut the rest from the shot. If you’re a real munter, you use press shots of Hollywood actors and John Terry.
When our man in the sand lifted the veil to kiss his beloved, he saw the eyes – the eyes saw each other – and his lips became tangled in her moustache.
The court cancels the marriage but rejects a $130,000 (£83,000) compensation claim for gifts he had bought her. Had only he bought her a pair of glasses and a Gillette Quattro, things would have been cheaper and the love affair stood more of a chance.
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Posted: 11th, February 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
