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Amsterdam Prostitutes Blog Their Clients: Blog Jobs Come First

by | 14th, February 2010

IN Amsterdam, the prostitutes are blogging about their clients. Did you pay by credit card and use your real name. Billie Piper could star in a soap opera yet.

Billie Piper As Belle De Jour

The press release trills:

The hookers are about to assault the blogging industry by sharing their diary with past and prospective clients. The innovative aspect of the blog is that the hookers are open to trade intimate information about their clients with inquiring parties. They hope to build a new clientele among the long time partners of their former customers.

All girls together. And some boys…

Lola “Magic Lips”, a popular prostitute in the area, says: “Blog job comes first! We heard about the plans for a local tax increase by 24.7% and we are now exploring new ways to hook clients in our window”. The significant tax increase is forcing many prostitutes to find a new way of income by entering the digital world.

No, not by shagging on camera. Well, not only that. But by writing:

The prostitutes contacted a local specialist in the domain of blogging to inquire about the possibilities to reroute their means of income from the streets to the digital highway. Mr. W. Bee, CEO of www.wannabemillionaire.com , says: “These ladies have bodies for pleasure and a mind for business. They have a very clear vision of how their online presence should be, but they lack technical skills. They came to me for consultancy and we have good hopes for a profitable future. I am glad to be their first”.

Well, who wants to be second?

Spotter: Billy M



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