Man Poos In Lover’s Car To Hide Smell Of Smoking
by Anorak | 30th, March 2010
AUSTIN Horries Purifoy, 18, was in the back seat of a Honda Civic, in Las Cruces, pulling up his underwear when the car’s owner found him.
“This is your car?” Purifoy asked.
“I thought this was Desiree’s car.”
Desiree is Purifoy’s lover. He says he was in the car having a smoke away from her because she frowns on his filthy habit. So as not to upset his girlfriend, Purifoy has smashed the car’s window to get in, nicked some cash and shat on the backseat.
Purifoy runs off. He is found hiding in a ditch and faces two charges of criminal property damage.
Police say the located him by following tracks left by his shitty shoes…
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