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UCLA Crotch Groper Calizto Marcellana Nitro Is Police Sketch Of The Week

by | 14th, April 2010

CALIZTO Marcellana Nitro is Anorak’s Police Sketch of The Week. Mr Nitro is 63. He was arrested for grabbing girl’s crotches on the UCLA campus. Mr Nitro was “The Crotch Grabber”.

He is accused of perpetuating at least seven grabs. We’ve seen the police drawing of the man, and noted that he looks good for 63.

Then we see the actual man, and things fall into place…

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Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink