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Stephen Timms’ Tautological Knife

by | 15th, May 2010

STEPHEN Timms, the Lurch-like Labour MP for East Ham, who put the I before the P, has been knifed in his surgery. He is on the mend. A woman has been arrested. And the Daily Mirror brings you Today’s Headline of The Tautological:

“MP KNIFED BY CRAZED WOMAN”

In tomorrow’s paper:

“MP KNIFED BY SANE WOMAN”



Posted: 15th, May 2010 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink