Jesse James Sniffles And Weeps For Sandra Bullock And The Telly: Video
JESSE James, aka Mr Sandra Bullock, the Vanilla Gorilla, the one who bumped swastikas with Michelle McGee, is playing the celebrity game by going on the telly to talk about it all. Unless it’s on the telly, it’s not real.
The clip begins with Vicki Mabrey saying:
“They call you the most hated man in America.”
Who “they” are is not known, but we can’t rule out Chicago Nazis and Barack Obama’s children. Says James:
“I think it’s most hated man in the world.”
The Swiss hate James. He cheated on Miss Congeniality, man. That guy is scum.
Watching the clip makes a few things are clear: James does not think small; he has a voice like David Beckham’s new world cousin; he needs better lighting in his garage; and he can cry.
Says he, with a sniff:
“I think I need to take a break now.”
Mabrey should take care not to follow him into his office. It’s the office that has the seduction qualities. Without it, James is just an average Joe who likes to read his skin and shag an Oscar winner. Jesse James gives anyone hope…
Posted: 21st, May 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
