Wild Asian Ass Is An Excuse For Internet Donkey Porn
MR Jack Sedgewick is looking on the web for “Wild Asian Ass”.
The Mirror is judgemental and called Mr Sedgewick a “great-grandfather”, a “retired engineer” and most damning of all a “crossword enthusiast”.
Because Mr Sedgewick is 89 he is labelled. Above all he is man. Ageism is rife. Says he, who claims to have typed “Wild Asian ass” into a search engine to help solve a crossword clue and was inundated with porn (adolescent boys and pensioners take note):
“I have been left shaken by the whole experience. I did not even know this sort of stuff existed.”
The story ends with the line:
Jack, who was at home with wife Hilda, 86, finally found the answer, “onager”, by changing his search to “donkey sanctuaries”.
Which are everyone knows is a euphemism for Old Mr Anorak’s Bangkok Ping-Pong Team’s Winter Training Camp…
Mr Sedgewick is innocent.
Posted: 29th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
