Tila Tequila Is The World’s Last Drug-Addicted Celebrity: Rehab Works
by Anorak | 2nd, June 2010
SOMEONE pickle Tila Tequila in vinegar and coat her in aspic. Miss Tila is the world’s last drug-hooked celebrity. Fact.
Our Man In LA reports:
Try as she may, Hollywood’s craziest celebritard couldn’t make a fourth season of Celebrity Rehab happen.
Despite starting with claims that she was hooked on snorting Ambien… and later upgrading her addiction to Ecstasy, it wasn’t enough to bring other pseudo-celebrity drug or alcohol addicts to Dr. Drew’s yard.
As a result, the show’s been put on hold while producers pay Santa Monica Blvd. dealers a stipend for hooking Hollywood wanna-be’s on some kind — any kind — of substance.
Posted: 2nd, June 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
