Is Miscrosoft’s Virtual Boy Milo The Ultimate Paedophile Training Tool?
MILO, the Microsoft boy, is the answer to wannabe paedophiles’ dreams. Now the perverts can practice being a paedophile without having to go to the expense of a puppy of a trail of Smarties.
Milo has been devised for – get this – Miscrosoft’s hands-free Xbox 360 motion controller called Kinect.
The brains behind this creepy boy, who apes you movements and emotions, is the UK’s Peter Molyneux:
“I want to introduce a new revolution in storytelling. Films, TV, even hallowed books, are just rubbish because they don’t involve me. It’s a sea of blandness.”
Anything can be improved with a virtual boy. Take this article. How much better it would be if a boy was sat in the corner picking his nose or torturing a grasshopper with a magnifying glass? Can you resist kicking Tiny Tim’s wood-wormed legs away or getting the young Jesus to attract Disciples with a cheeky wink and a Twitter advert to “Follow Me Now With Twitter And Audi”.
Says Molyneaux:
“We’re changing the mind of Milo constantly. No two people’s Milos can be the same – you are actually sculpting a human being. Some of the things you are doing will change the course of his life.”
Gary Glitter is away…
Posted: 14th, July 2010 | In: Technology Comments (22) | TrackBack | Permalink
