Dead Fat Man Gets Lipo To Fit In Coffin
by Anorak | 16th, July 2010
SO fat is Cristian Capatanescu, 54, that he can’t get into his coffin. One remedy would be to get a bigger coffin and invite the country’s Olympic weightlifters to carry him.
But in Romania the move is to drain some of Capatanescu’s fat with liposuction.
When milked, half of him can be slipped into a regular-sized coffin and the other half cremated, perhaps at branch of Bucarest Fried Chicken.
It’s what he would have wanted…
Posted: 16th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
