X Factor: Cheryl Cole Sets Up Katie Waissel For Epic Fall And TV Gold
CHERLY Cole is the X Factor judge who refuses to judge, saving Katie Waissel for another week’s cull. To avert a crisis at the heart of the British judicial system and democracy (and this the mother of parliaments), Cheryl narrows her eyes, pouts her lips, tilts her head and adopts a facial expression the Dali Lama is keen to secure the image rights for, under license – news is that Cheryl has patented it as the Cheryl Careyl.
As for the facts? Well, TreyC Cohen and Katie Waissel are the bottom two acts in terms of public votes secured, and when it come to her vote Caryl says:
“They’re both talented young women and I’m not sending either of them home Dermot. I’m refusing point blank, ask these two [Danni and Louis] and I’ll take it to deadlock.”
Simon Cowell, who often laments the public not voting for talent, and that ambulatory Archie Andrews named Louis Walsh agree that TreyC is the better singer so she has to go. Dannii wants to chuck Katie onto the EU Celebrity Mountain. So, Cheryl will now pick Katie and thus allow the public to decide: least votes secured is out.
Read: How The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel.
But then laughably earnest presenter Dermot O’Leary says three votes is enough and TreyC is gone. Katie is saved. Everyone is talking about the TV show being presented as a music contest. Then former Blue Peter Konnie Huq says on the X Factor TV show and makes up something from sticky-backed plastic and crap:
“The reason that the vote didn’t go to deadlock tonight was because Cheryl abstained and then as such, it went to the majority vote as the judges explained.”
It was also the first Saturday in the Month, as such, it looks like rain and it’s approaching Poppy Day. Rules are rules.
And the final rule is that the X Factor is a TV programme, with scripts and editing. It is not real. It is a piece of theatre. Wagner is rubbish but he gets through because he is more entertaining than another cruise ship warbler. Katie gets through because she is so desperate to succeed her failure will be TV gold.
Rather then save Katie, Cheryl has set her up for a monumental fall. Cheers, Cheryl. thank for the good telly…
Read: How The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel.
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Posted: 8th, November 2010 | In: TV & Radio Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
