I’m A Celebrity: Gillian McKeith ‘Sweats It Out In The Bush’ (Then Wrings It Out In A Beaker)
WITH Gillian McKeith in the I’m A Celebrity jungle, Anorak has sent one of old Mr Anorak’s relief nurses out to buy a degree from Debenham’s and stand in the lavatories at Euston train station. She is holding her nose as fat people emerge panting and spent from cubicles. She is telling them they need to be better at pooing. Gillian, your country is in safe hands.
Gillian is appreciate of our efforts to remind the fat that their excrement smells. She has written to Anorak. She is still flogging her keep-fit, lose weight, poo- better club. And the missive come with coupon called the “jungle offer”.
The offer includes the quite disgusting line:
Keep on track, lose weight and feel better. See how much improvement you can make while Gillian sweats it out in the bush!
And then wrings it out for an enema.
Gillian adds:
Well, not a lot of people know that Gillian is petrified of all living beasts. “I have had a serious phobia of anything that moves since I was a child,” she confides. “I think I am very together as a person. I have worked hard to get where I have today, but when I see anything that moves, something takes over me. It’s involuntary and irrational but I am terrified.” We’ll have to wait and see what happens.
Gillian meet Lindford…
Posted: 17th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
