City Boy Harry Fildes’ Emails About Ex Lover Jenni Palmer Go Viral
MEET Harry Fildes, formerly of Shrewsbury public school and now residing in Fulham. Fildes is the captain of the Old Salopian Football Club first XI who says it’s OK for his teammate, one Sebastian Marsh, to date his ex-girlfriend, one Jenni Palmer – the woman he still lives with.
Fildes works at GL Hearn. And it is from his work email that he sent his good luck message. Only, he also sent it by mistake to Miss Palmer. And now everyone has seen it.
Says Fildes in another email:
“I am in so much shit it’s unreal.”
The emails go like this – and if you like the mishaps of Bertie Wooster, you will enjoy Marsh. Fildes is far less gallant. The tone of the Marsh missives is jovial and rather sweet, actually:
6:00AM BST 30 Mar 2011
From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:17
To: Harry Fildes
Subject: Footy this weekend
Morning, I have tried Lewis but he
seems to be out of the office … do you have any idea what time our game might be on the weekend? If it is a late kick off I might have a bit of a problem … Hope all else is well. Bumped into your ex girlfriend / housemate the other weekend … she is a looker to say the least! Seb
From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:18
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend
Saunds and Sam are working on it. Small chance that there might not be a game.
Who did you bump into? Jenni Palmer?
From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:23
To: Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend
Oh ok … well that might determine what I do on Friday night then!
Yeah I met her in the Hurlingham pub … she was with Sam and another girl. Had a brief chat to her and later made an enquiry about her to Sam (obviously as she is hot), he said she was your ex and that you wouldn’t care in the least if I had a go but [edited out]!? How accurate would you say that is!? Just to let you know I haven’t and I won’t even think about it if you have any sort of problem with me persuing … not my style to step on a mates toes for the sake of a girl!
Just thought I would check with you …
From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:28
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend
Will keep you posted on footie front.
Yeah, very accurate. Wouldn’t care in the slightest. To be honest she is ******* ****, I don’t dislike many people but she is one. She massively messed me around [edited out]! Feel free to pursue, yes, she is HOT!
From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:31
To: Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend
Oh she sounds brilliant … just the sort of thing I am looking for in the summer months. My defenses are up and I am up for the challenge…. Have you got an email address!? I won’t tell her you gave it to me!
From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33
To: Sebastian Marsh
Cc: Jenni Palmer
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend
Feel free by all means just don’t say I gave you her email!
*************@hotmail.com
Good Luck – you’ll need it!
From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: FW: Footy this weekend
fuck – I ccD her in!
From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:35
To: Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend
Oh my god!!! You muppet … no point now!
You are going to be in serious trouble me thinks!
From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:36
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend
Massive muppet. Sorry mate
I am in so much shit its un real!
Can you recall emails?!
From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:40
To: Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend
Haha I don’t think so mate! I am getting some funny looks as I can’t control my laughter! It is done now, nothing you can do but wait for the phone call … are you still living with her!?
Can you keep me posted on how this pans out as it is going to make a great story in the pub when it is over!
p.s. Might still have a crack … nothing to lose!
From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:44
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend
Yeah, I still live with her and that’s why I’m in so so so much trouble, we didn’t get on before so this will be the final nail in the coffin. ****!!!!!!
I sent her a follow up email saying I don’t really think she is a **** – just trying to put you off her! Not very convincing. **** ****
You might as well have a crack – certainly nothing to lose! ****!
From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 14:18
To: ****************************************************
Subject: FW: Footy this weekend
If you have 2 mins to spare read from the bottom … Quite a few people have already really enjoyed this! p.s Excuse the language!
Mr Marsh has been suspended by Miller Insurance
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