Kerry Katona Dropped By CAN Associates Wants Ryan Giggs Castrated: Karia Law 4 UK Now!

CAN Associates are no longer repressing Kerry Katona, that face of own-brand ketchups. Poor Kerry. She’s tried to carve herself a niche in the celebrity Petri Dish. There was her showing on Dancing On Ice and her efforts to set up a version of Sahria law in the UK. Oh, yes, indeed. In her latest OK! column, Katona makes this observation on Manchester United player Ryan Giggs:

“…because they [footballers] earn so much money they think they can put there bits in any woman walking! It’s wrong and Ryan should be castrated. If I was his wife I’d punch his sister-in-law!”

She adds that Natasha Giggs, the sitter in law who claims she shagged Giggs, should be “sewn up”.

Forget a fly-in-the-chips series on ITV2 – a series on Question Time beckons…