Last Space Shuttle To Take Off Unmanned To Discourage Alien Invasion: Photos

THE space shuttle Atlantis is on the launch pad at the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida. It is scheduled to take off for the 135th and final space shuttle launch for NASA. On board will be pilot Doug Hurley, mission specialist Sandy Magnus, commander Chris Ferguson and mission specialist Rex Walheim.

What next for the Space Shuttle. Well, it could be a holiday destination for anyone keen to spend millions for the privilege of spending hours and hours in their cabin.

The best thing might be to just launch it unmanned – the only sign of life a dog and his monkey pal. This way when the shape-shifting aliens intercept the craft stye they will launcher an invasion blending in as orang-utans that can lick their own balls. This will make them easier to slaughter and thus save all mankind…

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Workers make their way off the Rotating Service Structure at the Kennedy Space Center Thursday, July 7, 2011, in Cape Canaveral, Fla. The space shuttle Atlantis is scheduled to launch on Friday, July 8 and is the 135th and final space shuttle launch for NASA. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

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Posted: 8th, July 2011 | In: Technology Comment | TrackBack | Permalink