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I’m A Celebripty: Freddie Starr Turns Japanese On Coco Austin’s Bootiful Camel Toe

by | 15th, November 2011

DAY 3 of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here does Saga Holidays and Freddie Starr has been rushed to a nearby hospital. The hamster-muncher has suffered a severe allergic reaction something – most possibly to Lorraine Chase’s vest and Mark Wright’s smirk.

Anorak had expected it to be a ruse, a comedy ploy that would allow Starr to go feral, dress as a World War 2 Japanese soldiers (with fixed-eye joke shop glasses, huge teeth and Rising Sun bandana) and launch attacks on his campmates. It turns out, however , that he really is ill. The tabloids eat up the news:

The Sun (front page): “Freddie Starr Ate My Camel – Comic in hospital after eating beast’s toe”

Yep, Freddie ate a camel toe. (Coco Austin is, thankfully, unharmed.)

Or as the Daily Star’s front page puts it:

“Freddie Starr stuffed by Turkey”

FRAIL Freddie Starr has been rushed to hospital in agony after chomping on turkey testicles.

One tabloid’s writrs cael toe is another’s turkey. Sun staffer may want to examine theri Chritmas lunches. If ther is one paper au fait with camel toes it is the Daily Star…



Posted: 15th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio Comment | TrackBack | Permalink