Kate Winslet to be sent to space with her new, awful surname
WHEN it was announced Kate Winslet had got married in secret, no-one really minded either way. She seems nice enough and doesn’t jar everyone as much as other Hollywood stars. Then, everyone saw what her new husband was called – Ned Rocknroll.
That’s when everyone became irritated beyond words.
And Neddy Boy is the nephew of Sir Richard Branson who, presumably annoyed with the surname ‘Rocknroll’, has decided to blast the pair off into outer space, at the cost of £124,000 each. That’s impressive annoyance.
Of course, you could look at this as a kind gift of a Virgin Galactic flight for two new lovebirds, but that can’t possibly be the case. HE’S CALLED ROCKNROLL FOR CRYINGOUTLOUD!
The Rocknrolls will be joined on the flight be Russell Brand, Ashton Kutcher and Stephen Hawking, which will take 2 hours and fly passengers 60 miles above earth, experiencing weightlessness and seeing the Earth’s curve. It does sound really cool, unless of course, it all goes horribly wrong.
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Posted: 30th, December 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
