Sharon Osbourne found Ozzy’s ‘Pyramid of Pills’ – but not a Colossus of crack
THE Sun on Sunday leads with the shocking news that Ozzy Osbourne has taken drugs.
In “Ozzy, I want a divorce…”, Pixie-voiced Sharon Osbourne, the X Factor judge, “discovers secret stash of Ritalin, Valium, speed and sleeping pills”. Cynics might wonder if the secret stash was found amongst other drugs.
SHARON Osbourne reveals today she demanded a divorce from Ozzy after discovering he was back on drugs and booze. Furious Sharon gave hellraiser Ozzy, 64, his marching orders when she found a secret stash of Valium, speed, sleeping pills and cocaine-like prescription drug Ritalin.
She:
– FOUND a “pyramid of pills” in the bathroom of their LA mansion and read his journals telling how he was back on the booze;
A pyramid of pills? She did not find a Stonehenge of suppositories, the Hanging Gardens of marijuana, a Colossus of contraband or a mountain of hash carved to resemble the Mausoleum of Mausolus.
She says:
“So suffice to say that it was one of the most anti-climactic, frustrating, distressing days of my life. And given what I have been through, that’s saying something.”
Readers can get the full anti-climatic experience when they realise that Sharon is not using the pages of the SoS not to demand a divorce; she’s merely recalling an episode of her life when she did, as told in her latest biography.
Sharon and Ozzy are not getting a divorce. How’s that for a scoop?
Posted: 29th, September 2013 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
