And The Award For Most Baffling Letter To Santa Goes To…
SANTA is a busy man. First off, he has to get a load of occasional staff for the grotto, just like the Post Office do. He’s probably working them harder than Amazon too, but he’s got a sleigh that is propelled by flying elk, so he can do as he damn well pleases.
Let’s be honest here – Father Christmas is the Kanye of Yule. He’s bigger than Jesus and he knows it. He gets all the thanks and people leave him sherry and treats. What does Jesus get? Piss all.
Anyway, Saint Nick – more nicknames than the Wu Tang Clan – will be sorting through his mail and, when he gets one letter, he’ll probably go mental.
One kid (or lying adult) has requested a mystery gift from Santa.
A letter posted on Twitter reads: “Dear Santa, How are you? I’m good. Here is what I want for Christmas…,” before scrawling in an indecipherable URL code.
Posted: 3rd, December 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
