UKIP Was Right: Proof That Gays Do Cause Flooding
A rainbow over flood water which covers part of the Somerset Levels in Somerset, as around 100 flood warnings in England, along with four in Scotland and one in Wales remain in place with forecasters predicting freezing temperatures and possibly snow in the north.
UKIP Councillor For Henley-on-Thames David Silvester was right: gays do plan to drown us all in rainwater:
Phil Lucas and UKIP weather service report:
A morning kiss between two consenting adults will lead to drizzle on higher ground
— UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 19, 2014
EXTREME WEATHER WARNING! Tonight for the first time, just about half past ten. For the first time in history it’s gonna start rainin’ men
— UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 18, 2014
David Silvester has started to question his faith following the appearance of a rainbow over Henley-on-Thames
— UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 20, 2014
Council gritters are on high alert after a man in Peterborough went into a pub and ordered a glass of white wine
— UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 19, 2014
And now for the shipping forecast:
Posted: 20th, January 2014 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
