The Most Annoying Fans At The 2014 World Cup – A Photo Gallery Shaming

TICKETS? Yep. Flights? Yep. All you need now to really enjoy the Brazil 2014 World Cup is to wear a novelty hat. This will ruin the view for anyone and everyone behind you. But who cares – you’ll get on the telly and everyone back home will know that a) your were there; and b) you’re a selfish idiot.

Or, failing that, why not inspire Wayne Rooney to shine for England by making fun of his looks with some furry Shrek ears? How La Roon will laugh when he sees you mocking his appearance. After all, it’s not that he’s sensitive about his looks (see hair transplant and apparently Botoxed brow).

So. In the spirt of reminding all football fans unable to make it to Brazil that although the atmosphere in your lounge is a bit lacking, you are not sat behind two German ventriloquists, a couple snogging, militaristic Russians, terrifying Japanese Empire Goths, a Colombia fan in full black face or the Ghana fan who smuggled into the ground a lucky giraffe beneath her proud Top Hat.

German supporters reacts before the group G World Cup soccer match between Germany and Ghana at the Arena Castelao in Fortaleza, Brazil, Saturday, June 21, 2014. (AP Photo/Matthias Schrader)

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A South Korean fans arrive to the Arena Pantanal before the group H World Cup soccer match between Russia and South Korea in Cuiaba, Brazil, Tuesday, June 17, 2014. (AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis)

England fans cheer on their team during the group D World Cup soccer match between Uruguay and England at the Itaquerao Stadium in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Thursday, June 19, 2014. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)

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French fans in the stands at the Arena Fonte Nova stadium before kick-off.

Argentinian fans pose with their national team player head wear before the group F World Cup soccer match between Argentina and Iran at the Mineirao Stadium in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, Saturday, June 21, 2014. (AP Photo/Martin Meissner)

Argentine fans celebrate after the group F World Cup soccer match between Argentina and Iran at the Mineirao Stadium in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, Saturday, June 21, 2014. Argentina won the match 1-0. (AP Photo/Victor R. Caivano)

German soccer fans, left, kiss after the kick off of their team during the soccer World Cup 2014 match Germany vs Ghana at a public viewing zone in Chemnitz, central Germany, Saturday, June 21, 2014. (AP Photo/Jens Meyer)

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Germany fans soak up the atmosphere outside the Estadio Castelao

Ghana fans soak up the atmosphere in the stands at the Estadio Castelao

Dutch fans cheer for their national team before the group B World Cup soccer match between the Netherlands and Chile at the Itaquerao Stadium in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Monday, June 23, 2014. (AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis)

Mexico’s fans celebrate after the group A World Cup soccer match between Croatia and Mexico at the Arena Pernambuco in Recife, Brazil, Monday, June 23, 2014. Mexico won 3-1. (AP Photo/Ricardo Mazalan)

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Football fans hold up banners that say ‘Flight 5-1-2-0 Curitiba – Madrid Now Boarding’ in the stands

lombian supporters react before the start of the group C World Cup soccer match between Colombia and Greece at the Mineirao Stadium in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, Saturday, June 14, 2014. (AP Photo/Jon Super)

Argentina supporters smile before the start of the group F World Cup soccer match between Argentina and Iran at the Mineirao Stadium in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, Saturday, June 21, 2014. (AP Photo/Victor R. Caivano)

Belgian supporters pose outside the Maracana Stadium before the group H World Cup soccer match between Belgium and Russia in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, June 22, 2014. (AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko)

Russian supporters react as they sit in the stands after the group H World Cup soccer match between Belgium and Russia at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, June 22, 2014. Belgium won the match 1-0.

Belgian supporters pose outside Maracana Stadium before the group H World Cup soccer match between Belgium and Russia at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, June 22, 2014.

Dutch fans cheer before the group B World Cup soccer match between Spain and the Netherlands at the Arena Ponte Nova in Salvador, Brazil, Friday, June 13, 2014. (AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko)

Chile fans show their support in the stands before kick-off.

Dutch fans cheer before the group B World Cup soccer match between Spain and the Netherlands at the Arena Ponte Nova in Salvador, Brazil, Friday, June 13, 2014.

Japanese fans listen to their nation’s national anthem before the group C World Cup soccer match between Ivory Coast and Japan at the Arena Pernambuco in Recife

Fans hold photos of Mexico’s head coach Miguel Herrera and player Oribe Peralta poor to the group A World Cup soccer match between Brazil and Mexico at the Arena Castelao in Fortaleza, Brazil, Tuesday, June 17, 2014.

outh Korean fans react before the start of the group H World Cup soccer match between Russia and South Korea at the Arena Pantanal in Cuiaba, Brazil, Tuesday, June 17, 2014. (AP Photo/Lee Jin-man)

Japanese fans cheer before the start of the group C World Cup soccer match between Japan and Greece at the Arena das Dunas in Natal, Brazil, Thursday, June 19, 2014. (AP Photo/Petr David Josek)

A couple of fans of the Russian national soccer team pose for a picture as they arrive to the Arena Pantanal before the group H World Cup soccer match between Russia and South Korea in Cuiaba, Brazil, Tuesday, June 17, 2014. (AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis)

We finish with a special mention to the face in the crowd whose looks speak for so many:

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