Is Nothing Safe: Man Makes Out With A Tree Every Morning
by Anorak | 5th, November 2014
Got wood?
IS Nothing Safe – a look at humans shagging all manner of things?
One Live Leaker spant part of their day filming a man schtupping a tree. Surel the tree only wants hugs. But where there’s nook, there’s a man.
He does that every morning [morning wood?] when he wakes up from bed. He also says that a tree doesn’t reject anything, he has full control over it. Just he says that if it was possible he’d take it back home lol.
He can. But then the tree would be dead, and shagging a dead tree is worse (is it?) than molesting a live one.
And, hey, let’s not judge. If a squirrel can stow his nuts in a tree, then so can a man.
H/T Daily Star
Posted: 5th, November 2014 | In: NSFW Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
