Manchester United Are One Justin Bieber Away From Total Victory

MANCHESTER United news: the club’s executive vice-chairman told investors.

“Di Maria saw a 12-times increase on Google searches on the day of his transfer. When Blind signed his Twitter following increased by 72 per cent.”

Manchester United ARE winning! 3million Somalian tweeters cannot be wrong!

Unless… breaking news: 87% of new Manchester United fans in Premier League colonies also follow Arsenal, Chelsea, Barcelona, Ronaldo, Bayern Mu…

Message to United: buy Stephen Fry and Justin Bieber now – before Man City get them!

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