There we were, busy painstakingly compiling a season-by-season photographic retrospective appraisal of Steven Gerrard’s 17-year hair portfolio only for the bloody BBC to go and steal our thunder by cobbling this little beauty together…
Steven Gerrard: 17 seasons, one sensible haircut. Immaculate.
You just can’t buy consistency like that. What a legacy.
Spotter: Pies