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A Growing List Of Things Supposedly Caused By Drinking Coffee

by | 29th, May 2015

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Coffee is magic. There is pretty much nothing it cannot do. Well, so say the media which loves to talk about the wonders of your drink.

Coffee is Good!

Coffee can fight Erectile Dysfunction, preventing clogged arteriesprotect against type 2 diabeteslower risk for skin and breast can­cerprevent Parkinson’s disease, reduce risk of Alzheimer’s, prevent depression, make you live longer, eradicate poverty, reduce effects of alcohol abuse, decrease risk of heart diseaseprevents degeneration of the retina, prevent heart attacks, reduce stroke risk, reduce MS risk.

Coffee Is Bad!

Coffee makes you fat, harms your unborn baby, reduces life expectancy, gives you cancer, raises blood pressure, damages the skin, increases risk of bone fractures, increases risk of breast cancer, gives you heart diseaseleads to IBS, diverticulitis and colon cancer, kills you early, gives you diabetes, makes you go blind, leads to insomnia, causes miscarriage.

 

 



Posted: 29th, May 2015 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink