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Man who exposed his penis to woo ex-partner flashed wrong woman
Posted: 8th, March 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Woman driving Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine chased by police
A woman from Shasta County, California, led law enforcement officers on a high-speed pursuit in a van painted to look like the ‘Mystery Machine’ from the Scooby Doo cartoon. On … (read more)
Posted: 8th, March 2016 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Hitler made his niece shit a smiling poo on him, says Daily Mail
As they say at the Daily Mail:
Hurrah for the black shits!
Hurrah of the smiling emoji poo.
Spotter: @abstex … (read more)
Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Call of Duty turns Jamie Vardy into a ticking timebomb
Big news in the Daily Mail that Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy is “gunning down rivals” by playing Call of Duty on his PlayStation.
Those rivals had best watch out. The … (read more)
Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Key Posts, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids, Technology | 0 Comments
Cheryl And Liam Payne spin their great romance
Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Varsini is seen stepping out with One Direction’s dullest member Liam Payne. The Mirror says the pair are “definitely an item”. In no way is this a … (read more)
Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | 0 Comments
An incredible photo of Victoria Beckham’s bush
The Daily Mirror has news on Victoria Beckham and her bush on page 3:
… (read more)
Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Liverpool Palace: Crystal Palace robbed as ‘cool’ Benteke does a Gerrard
Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, Sports | 1 Comment
Donald Trump mouth/eye swap for your nightmares
Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Politicians | 0 Comments
Chelsea balls: Spurs managers makes shocking, shocking, shocking move
The Sunday Times says Chelsea have made a “shock” move to “tempt” Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino. He’s been added to Chelsea’s “shortlist” of future managers.
The Sunday Times has been informed … (read more)
Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Sports, Spurs | 5 Comments
Tony Blackburn would have kept his job had he been a BBC boss
Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Adam Johnson says sorry through his ‘stunning’ model pal
Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United balls: Mourinho replaces Van Gaal as get the job
Compare and contrast the Mirror’s Manchester United scoops.
First up the Mirror’s scoop that Jose Mourinho has agreed a three-year deal to manage Manchester United.
Second up, the Mirror’s scoop that Jose … (read more)
Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
The 20 Premier League managers back in their playing days (photo)
Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United balls: Marcus Rashford’s England call up
“I would … (read more)
Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Winston Churchill goes down a waterslide backwards, and loses his trunks
Winston Churchill goes down a waterslide backwards, and loses his trunks in the process. … (read more)
Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Gifs, Politicians | 0 Comments
Gunman escapes on hoverboard in glide-by shooting
In what Dallas police are calling a glide-by shooting, a man has been shot by a felon riding a hoverboard:
Police were called to a RaceTrac gas station shortly after 4am. … (read more)
Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Arsenal balls: Wenger and Henry in tabloid war
Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Prostitute calls police when client’s dog joins in
To Cannes, France, where a 45-year-old mechanic is offering a woman €20 to sit and watch him masturbate. She declines.
The next day he makes her a new offer: some more cash and a … (read more)
Posted: 4th, March 2016 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Chelsea star in Daily Telegraph caption horror
Photo choice and caption work from the Telegraph is A++today, says @ashleyconnick … (read more)
Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Sports | 0 Comments
World Book Day: Dad dresses kids in adult male reading material
“Forgot they had to be in costume”, says Joe, “so they’re going … (read more)
Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments