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Man who exposed his penis to woo ex-partner flashed wrong woman

“A man exposed himself to a young mother on her way to watch her child in a school play,” reports the Stoke Sentinel.  Tony Cartlidge is 24. He flashed his … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Woman driving Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine chased by police

 

 

 

A woman from Shasta County, California, led law enforcement officers on a high-speed pursuit in a van painted to look like the ‘Mystery Machine’ from the Scooby Doo cartoon. On … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2016 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Hitler made his niece shit a smiling poo on him, says Daily Mail

 

 

As they say at the Daily Mail:

Hurrah for the black shits!

Hurrah of the smiling emoji poo.

Spotter: @abstex … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | Comment

Call of Duty turns Jamie Vardy into a ticking timebomb

 

Big news in the Daily Mail that Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy is “gunning down rivals” by playing Call of Duty on his PlayStation.

Those rivals had best watch out. The … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Key Posts, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids, Technology | Comment

Cheryl And Liam Payne spin their great romance

 

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Varsini is seen stepping out with One Direction’s dullest member Liam Payne. The Mirror says the pair are “definitely an item”. In no way is this a … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment

An incredible photo of Victoria Beckham’s bush

The Daily Mirror has news on Victoria Beckham and her bush on page 3:

 

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Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment

Liverpool Palace: Crystal Palace robbed as ‘cool’ Benteke does a Gerrard

Crystal Palace lose to 10-man Liverpool and there are accusations of diving. Palace manager Alan Pardew – previously seen head-butting an opposition player on the side of the pitch and verbally … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, Sports | Comment (1)

Donald Trump mouth/eye swap for your nightmares

Nicholas Longtin: “I saw the Photoshop of Donald Trump with mouth eyes and I had to see what that would look like in full motions video. It’s horrifying. You have … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Politicians | Comment

Chelsea balls: Spurs managers makes shocking, shocking, shocking move

 

The Sunday Times says Chelsea have made a “shock” move to “tempt” Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino. He’s been added to Chelsea’s “shortlist” of future managers.
The Sunday Times has been informed … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Sports, Spurs | Comments (7)

Tony Blackburn would have kept his job had he been a BBC boss

Not one paper reports on Tony Blackburn, the DJ sacked by the BBC because his recollections of a meeting in 1971 did not tally with an official memo someone wrote back then. … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment

Adam Johnson says sorry through his ‘stunning’ model pal

“Shamed Adam Johnson” looks out from the Mirror’s front page. In this story the now former England and Sunderland footballer “confesses that he made ‘huge mistake’ and tells of jail … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports | Comment

Manchester United balls: Mourinho replaces Van Gaal as get the job

Compare and contrast the Mirror’s Manchester United scoops.

First up the Mirror’s scoop that Jose Mourinho has agreed a three-year deal to manage Manchester United.

 

 

Second up, the Mirror’s scoop that Jose … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment

The 20 Premier League managers back in their playing days (photo)

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Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Sports | Comment

Manchester United balls: Marcus Rashford’s England call up

How football reporting works: Manchester United’s Marcus Rashford, 18, has scored a few goals this season. A journalist asks England manager Roy Hodgson if Rashford could play for England?

“I would … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Winston Churchill goes down a waterslide backwards, and loses his trunks

 

Winston Churchill goes down a waterslide backwards, and loses his trunks in the process. … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Gifs, Politicians | Comment

Gunman escapes on hoverboard in glide-by shooting

 

In what Dallas police are calling a glide-by shooting, a man has been shot by a felon riding a hoverboard:
Police were called to a RaceTrac gas station shortly after 4am. … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Arsenal balls: Wenger and Henry in tabloid war

Arsenal are not doing not too well; not doing too badly. It’s all a bit so-so.  But the media wants drama. Today’s back pages lead with a ‘row’ between Arenal … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment

Prostitute calls police when client’s dog joins in

 

To Cannes, France, where a 45-year-old mechanic is offering a woman €20 to sit and watch him masturbate. She declines.

The next day he makes her a new offer: some more cash and a … (read more)

Posted: 4th, March 2016 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Chelsea star in Daily Telegraph caption horror

Photo choice and caption work from the Telegraph is A++today, says @ashleyconnick … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Sports | Comment

World Book Day: Dad dresses kids in adult male reading material

World Book Day is bind. But one dad has racked it. He dressed his kids as essential adult reading matter.

“Forgot they had to be in costume”, says Joe, “so they’re going … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment

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