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BBC invites Brian Eno to praise pop paedo John Peel OBE

 

BBC Radio DJ used to have sex with underage kids. He remains a ‘national treasure’:

 

 

You can listen to the John Peel lectures on the BBC:

 

 

John Peel has not been dug … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Reviews, TV & Radio | Comment

Sex toy thief to police: ‘I would rather do this than be unfaithful’

‘With this ring…’

 

To Florida, where mum-of-four Ashton Barton is under arrest for allegedly stealing a vibrating Durex Ring of Bliss sex toy.

She told police: “I would … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Other parents: boyfriend duct-taped children to chairs and made them watch ‘Mommie Dearest’

Mommy’s Dearest Boyrriend

 

To Nebraska City, where two boys are watching the movie Mommie Dearest. The film’s bio runs:
Mommie Dearest, best selling memoir, turned motion picture, depicts the abusive … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Paying crime: man arrested after breaking into shop and paying for cigarettes

 

To Las Cruces, New Mexico, where a man is under arrest. His crime? Paying $6 for the pack of cigarettes he took.
Ellis C. Battista, 24, is charged with one count of … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Strange But True | Comment

The good the bad and the ugly cat

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Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Film, Gifs | Comment

Arsenal win the Premier League at home and lose it to Liverpool

Can Arsenal win the Premier League? That question to the BBC’s ‘football expert” Mark Lawrenson:

 

Lawrenson would “not rule out” Arsenal, who are in the, er, easier position to win the … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, March 2016 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Manchester United: 25 years ago Ryan Giggs made his first team debut

It was on this day, a quarter of a century ago that a gangly 17-year-old whippet called Ryan Giggs made his first team debut for Manchester United, writes Martin Cloake on … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, March 2016 | In: manchester united | Comment

Footballer Adam Johnson faces four-year prison sentence

Adam Johnson has been found guilty of one count of sexual activity with a child. The disgraced ex-Sunderland winger had previously pleaded guilty to grooming a 15-year-old girl and one charge … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, March 2016 | In: Sports | Comment

Printer creates images from coffee, wine and any other liquid

 

“This machine prints with and on anything,” says Ted Kinsman of his The Coffee Drip Printer, the device that prints images from coffee, beer, wine, blood, clarified butter and any other liquid.

 

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Posted: 2nd, March 2016 | In: Technology | Comment

Watch Park: Jurassic Park without the dinosaurs

William Hirsch rids Jurassic Park of the dinosaurs in his new video “Park”.
We have such beautiful attractions as:

Field
Bird
Jeep w/ Logo
Jeff Goldblum

COMING UP NEXT: “World”
Here’s the VFX breakdown:

Jurassic Park Without Any Dinosaurs
by Scott Beale at … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, March 2016 | In: Film | Comment

CNN: ‘Australia Building Fence at Slovenian Border’

 

As @TheMichaelMoran puts it: “Taking no chances, the Aussies.”

CNN: ‘Australia Building Fence at Slovenian Border’

 

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Posted: 1st, March 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Nigerian government pays 23,846 workers who don’t exist

Looking to save money, the Nigerian government culled 23,846 workers from its payroll. The Finance Ministry says the mass sacking saved 2.29 billion naira (£8m, $11.53m). But don’t worry – the sacked workers never … (read more)

Posted: 1st, March 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Manchester United: Marcus Rashford’s money madness

How much does Manchester United’s 18-year-old striker Marcus Rashford earn every week? No need to guess because the newspapers are all over it:

The Sun: £500

 

 

 

The Star: £1000

 

 

 

The Mirror: £1500

 

Such are … (read more)

Posted: 1st, March 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Transfer balls: Arsenal get a new spine, Gibbs sold and everything is rosy

Two days after a limp Arsenal lost to a mid-table Manchester United side and the Daily Mail leads with news that the Gunners have £135m to spend. The Mail says Arsenal … (read more)

Posted: 1st, March 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment

Life imitates Father Ted: Catholic priest in cocaine and Nazi video

Life imitates Father Ted: “Catholic priest is caught on video snorting cocaine in a room full of Nazi memorabilia.”

The Mail hones in on Father Stephen Crossan, 37, who “is said … (read more)

Posted: 29th, February 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Arsenal are great and rubbish when the chips are down, says Redknapp

Former Spurs manager Harry Redknapp is talking about Arsenal. The Gunners lost 3-2 at Manchester United in a match notable for how little guts Arsenal showed.
I have watched them quite … (read more)

Posted: 29th, February 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment

Heather Mills to star in Competitive Environmentalist of The Year

Heather Mills is off The Jump TV event. The former Mrs Paul McCartney was injured, thus becoming the seventh celeb to leave the show under doctor’s orders. In the Star, Peter … (read more)

Posted: 29th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment

The Leicester Mercury’s man at the movies’ sassy reviews are hilarious

The Leicester Mercury’s man at the movies has been writing sassy reviews.

 

 

Spotter: David MacLean ‏@GeordieStory

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Posted: 29th, February 2016 | In: Film, Tabloids | Comment

Josh Mariner’s Stag Do fight: seedy strip joints, a RyanAir fork and a Sun reader offer

The Sun leads with a fight aboard a RyanAir flight from Luton to Bratislava. In “Mile High Clubbed”, we meet Josh Mariner’s Stag Do party, two of whom are having a … (read more)

Posted: 29th, February 2016 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Tabloids | Comment

Donald Trump’s Latino fans are Twitter robots

Donald Trump’s Latino fans rally on Twitte:

 

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Posted: 28th, February 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment

The Jimmy Savile sex hunt: Paedo Peel and the only popstar who seduced a groupie

 The Mirror has a BBC paedophile scoop: “World Famous singer seduced tragic BBC girl”. The “girl” was 15-year-old Claire McAlpine, who committed suicide.  The superstar singer who “seduced” her is..?
David … (read more)

Posted: 28th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comments (2)

Arsenal: time for the Gunners to sell Oxlade-Chamberlain

Arsenal’s Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is “devastated”. His club manager, Arsene Wenger, says the midfielder “could miss SEVEN WEEKS” of the season, reports the Mirror. The Arsenal fans won’t miss him.

Before we look … (read more)

Posted: 27th, February 2016 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Manchester United balls: Van Gaal embroiled in scandal as Mourinho goes fishing

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal is tired of hearing that irritating-but-talented Jose Mourinho is to replace him at Old Trafford. Speaking to Dutch television channel RTL7 in the wake of United’s … (read more)

Posted: 27th, February 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Shoplifter stole because only stupid people wait in line

 

To Florida, where Hope Hanak, 56, woman was allegedly tried to steal $500 worth of groceries from the Publix on Citrus Tower Boulevard.
Police said Hanak loaded groceries into reusable bags and went to … (read more)

Posted: 27th, February 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

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