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Football coach sent off for calling black footballer called Black by his surname
Posted: 19th, January 2016 | In: Sports, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Arsenal fan gets married in full kit (photos)
Arsenal fan Barry Jenkins got married wearing his full Arsenal kit, including shin pads and, mostly likely, box. He tells us: “My wife is from Woking, and she is awesome. She let me … (read more)
Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Arsenal, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Norway clocktower chimes Lemmy and David Bowie songs every day
Spotter: Metal Hammer … (read more)
Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | 0 Comments
Naked photos of Princess Margaret, a Tory paedo and an honest villain
Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Liverpool Balls: Brendan Rodgers and who gets the ‘final say’ on transfers
Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments
Icleand is putting ‘Coloured Cheddar’ cheese’ in security boxes to deter bandits
Do you love cheese? How much? Iceland have taken to securing cheese inside plastic boxes. This is not done to keep the cheese fresh, rather to prevent shoplifting.
In other news: is ‘Coloured cheddar” … (read more)
Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Warning: Big Foreign Worms Invading Britain
Big news in the Daily Star: “Worms as big as snakes are invading Britain.”
Is that big? The world’s smallest snake – named Leptotyphlops carlae – is 10cm (4 inches) long and “as thin as … (read more)
Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Kanye West: ‘David Bowie’s torch has been passed to me’
Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities | 4 Comments
Manchester United can win league say every tabloid that wants Van Gaal sacked
Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Toni Kroos rejoins Manchester United in clickbait cavalcade
Regular readers will recall the tabloids … (read more)
Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Investigate Nick: Lord Bramall wants police to go after man who accused him of sex crimes
Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Sign language man makes decent fist of sign language sex
Spotter: Pandemonium … (read more)
Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Council leader dressed man as elderly woman for bogus news conference
It is a widely held belief that to render yourself completely invisible, you need only look ‘old’. Mindful of that, we look at events in Branston, Rhode Island, where director of senior … (read more)
Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Washing machines with a brick inside bounce on trampoline
Hours of fun with a washing machine, a brick and a small trampoline:
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Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Remeber when Ryanair staff drew a massive snow penis around aircraft at Dublin airport
The owner is away.
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Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Newspaper correction of the decade: Obama is not the anti-Christ
On February 7, 2015, The Dispatch, based in Lexington, N.C. featured this letter.
Editor: God states that seven kings must come before the rise of the Antichrist. Revelations 17:10 says the … (read more)
Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: Politicians | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Liverpool and Arsenal compete to sign Iñaki Williams – La Liga’s fastest ever player
Will … (read more)
Posted: 16th, January 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments
Madonna’s beyond parody David Bowie tribute
Madonna sang Rebel Rebel in tribute to David Bowie at one of her shows.
Do we all agree in the right to be different, she asked the crowd? Yeah, we all agree, … (read more)
Posted: 16th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment
Transfer balls: Saido Berahino hawked to Manchster United, sold to Chelsea, bought by Spurs, wanted by Leicester, not for sale
Having been told that will “only play for Spurs”, the Guardian says Leicester City want to sign West Bromwich Albion sulker. The papers really have no idea what’s going on … (read more)
Posted: 16th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Cheryl Cole: The Sun hatchet job on estranged husband ignores national sweetheart’s criminal past
Posted: 16th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Liverpool v Manchester United: hyping the mid-table v also-rans
Posted: 16th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
EastEnders: Barbra Windsor returns to die
Posted: 16th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Chelsea get respectable: El Chapo bids to buy club from Roman
Posted: 15th, January 2016 | In: Chelsea, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Madrid ban kills Manchester United’s plans for Bale and Chelsea’s move for Simeone
Posted: 15th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Stuffed and mounted: hunting for prostitutes business attacked by animal rights protestors
Posted: 15th, January 2016 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | 0 Comments