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Witch Hunt Update: Lord Janner Case Dead And Buried (Like Him)
Daily Mirror, 3rd December 1991
Lord Janner is in the clear.
That the peer and former Labour MP is dead is not part of his plea. Plans were to … (read more)
Posted: 15th, January 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews | 1 Comment
Tottenham: Spurs put underpaid Kane and Alli in the shop window
Posted: 15th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports, Spurs | 5 Comments
Manchester United sack Van Gaal (soon…maybe)
Manchester United manager Louis Van Gaal is on game from defeat. So says the Times on its back page.
If you say it for long enough eventually you can be proven … (read more)
Posted: 14th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Scientist says global warming creates humans with webbed fingers, three eyes and more hair
Posted: 14th, January 2016 | In: Reviews, Technology | 0 Comments
David Bowie: the most ludicrous tribute of them all
Next week: which tin can is … (read more)
Posted: 14th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | 0 Comments
In North London you can buy a painted log for £10
Bargain.
… (read more)
Posted: 14th, January 2016 | In: The Consumer | 0 Comments
Daily Mail publishes ‘loving’ picture of dying kangaroo being raped
Jane Fryer sees the picture of the kangaroos “in the shade of a Australian mango tree”. She sees the “last loving embrace for a dying kangaroo”. Fryer says the male … (read more)
Posted: 14th, January 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Arsenal buy wonderkids, Elneny sleeps with a football
The paper adds … (read more)
Posted: 14th, January 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Spurs and Stoke in for Berahino as West Brom seek a winger
West Brom have agreed to let Berahino leave the club. They hope to … (read more)
Posted: 14th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports, Spurs | 0 Comments
David Bowie is cremated ‘in secret’: how dignified
Posted: 14th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Manchester United want Guardiola, Messi, Kroos, Niguez, Cavani and Gomes
Posted: 13th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
A giant emerges from the demolition of Cockenzie Power Station, Scotland
The demolition of Cockenzie Power Station, Scotland, conjured this incredible image:
It lives!
… (read more)
Posted: 13th, January 2016 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Chelsea move for Vardy, consider Adebayor
The Times says Chelsea are considering a bid for Leicester City’s striker Jamie Vardy.
Gary Jacob says Chelsea’s occasional manager Gus Hiddink has expressed a need to sign a striker. He’s … (read more)
Posted: 13th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Sports | 1 Comment
Oh No! They’ve made David Bowie a role model, like the Queen Mum
The Daily Star is leading … (read more)
Posted: 13th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | 0 Comments
Gary Lineker divorce: topless BBC presenter in Danielle love split
Posted: 13th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Spurs make Alli the cut-priced Pogba
Posted: 13th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports, Spurs | 0 Comments
Police hunt diarrhoea medicine bandit
Do you know the man who forgot … (read more)
Posted: 12th, January 2016 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Saido Berahino will only play for Spurs – unless Liverpool buy him
Reportedly, Stoke … (read more)
Posted: 12th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports, Spurs | 1 Comment
Beating back pain over and over in the Daily Express
Standing up and moving forward – i.e. walking – … (read more)
Posted: 12th, January 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Pep agrees Man City move but wants Arsenal says clueless tabloid source
The Metro brings news that Pep Guardiola “is interested in succeeding Arsene Wenger”.
Newspaper have been on a mind that Pep is heading to Manchester City at the end of this … (read more)
Posted: 12th, January 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Poachers caught after shooting robotic decoy deer
To Maryland, where two keen-eyed poachers are hunting deer.
David James Few, 21 of Taneytown, Maryland, and Brian Kelley Stitely, 24, of Fairfield, Pennsylvania, are nabbed. The uniforms from Maryland Natural Resources police … (read more)
Posted: 12th, January 2016 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Wanted man upset with police department’s image of him sends better photo
Pugh saw the police’s Facebook post about himself. He didn’t like the picture … (read more)
Posted: 12th, January 2016 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Arsenal to sign wonderkids and Nolito, Arteta to West Ham,
Nwakali rose to the fore thanks … (read more)
Posted: 12th, January 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments