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Charlie Hebdo cover for the anniversary of the Paris massacre
Don’t let the censors win. … (read more)
Posted: 5th, January 2016 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Police blotter: you CAN buy cocaine on the Isle of Skye
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Posted: 4th, January 2016 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Keeping Up With The Danczuks: toenails, orgies, escorts and God
Keeping up with the Danczuks: a look at Labour MP and anti-paedo activist Simon Danczuk and assorted women in the tabloids.
Daily Mirror (Page 7): “Shamed MP to sue over ex’s … (read more)
Posted: 4th, January 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Arsenal things: Wenger zips, Wilshere injured, Newcastle nil
Let’s look at how the mainstream media … (read more)
Posted: 4th, January 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: De Gea announces Manchester United departure
Did you join the dots?
The Telegraph, did. It takes the updated photo as a … (read more)
Posted: 4th, January 2016 | In: Back pages, Broadsheets, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
The Jihadi John show jumps the shark with a little sidekick and new star
Posted: 4th, January 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Watch a cat in a monkey suit licking a banana
As you know, it’s the Year of the Monkey.To celebrate 10 Cats has filmed a cat dressed a monkey licking a banana.
cat-banana monkey suit … (read more)
Posted: 3rd, January 2016 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Aubameyang wants to play for Arsenal (or Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United)
Aubameyang has scored 24 goals in 23 appearances this season.
He has “told friends” he wants to … (read more)
Posted: 3rd, January 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Simon Danczuk: woman of the year 2016
Posted: 3rd, January 2016 | In: Broadsheets, Key Posts, Politicians, Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: £35m Isco £64m to Arsenal, £25m to Man City, £29m to Juventus
Every transfer window a player occupies the media. This January its Isco.
The Mirror says Real Madrid midfielder Isco, 23, is hoping to engineer a £25m move to Manchester City.
Is h? We don’t … (read more)
Posted: 2nd, January 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Biased BBC presents murderous attack in Tel Aviv as anti-gay hate crime
Kevin Connolly, BBC News, … (read more)
Dear Abby: Agony aunt Letter of the day
The letter has many forms:
Dear Abby
Date of Joke: Thursday, 27th December, 2012
Dear Abby,
I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a … (read more)
Posted: 2nd, January 2016 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Jew-faced Kum & Go bandit arrested for looking himself in the toilet
Posted: 2nd, January 2016 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Arsenal balls: Newcastle cut up rough
Posted: 2nd, January 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Jeremy Corbyn gives flooded York a hand – literally
How did the tabloids report on Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn’s trip to flood-hit York?
Daily Mirror (Page 19): “Flood chaos: ‘Tory cuts are a massive threat to life.'”
Odd that such … (read more)
Posted: 1st, January 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Stephanie Davis: everything you don’t already know about me and Zayn Malik (secretly)
Stephanie Davis stands in her underwear on the Daily Star’s Page 7.
Davis is the demure “Hollyoaks babe” all set to enter the Celebrity Big Brother house and “dish the dirt” … (read more)
Posted: 1st, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Bournemouth sign Roma winger
Transfer news: Bournemouth have signed Roma winger Juan Iturbe, 22, on loan for the rest of this season. If Argentine Iturbe plays well, Bournemouth have an option to sign him in the … (read more)
Posted: 1st, January 2016 | In: Sports | 0 Comments
Dead Russian man wakes in morgue – reaches for the vodka
Posted: 1st, January 2016 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Arsenal in for Ben Chilwell, get Elneny, disappoint fans
Posted: 31st, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Paedo Hunter Simon Danczuk suspended from Labour Party over teenage sex tweets
Labour MP Simon Danczuk, 49, has been suspended from the Labour Party amid news that he sent ‘spanking’ texts to a teenager.
Simon Danczuk, MP for Rochdale, told the 17-year-old student she was … (read more)
Posted: 31st, December 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | 2 Comments
The folks at NOW TV aren’t even trying anymore
Spotter: @GeshGav
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Posted: 29th, December 2015 | In: TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Kay Burley offers top tip to York flood victims
Sky news anchor Kay Burley has a top tip for York City flood victims:
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Posted: 29th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, TV & Radio | 1 Comment
Did Karren Brady And Duncan Bannatyne inspire this Sunday Sport sex comic?
Posted: 28th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews | 0 Comments