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Lord Janner: the money, the Labour party and making the dead talk

 

Lord Janner is dead. Greville Janner, as he was named, had a career in politics and law sullied by allegations he molested children. Never tried in life Janner is, nonetheless, the … (read more)

Posted: 21st, December 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews, Tabloids | Comment (1)


Madeleine McCann: parents are ‘vermin’ in the Sun

 

Madeleine McCann: a look at reporting on the missing child:

The Sun: “New Maddie hunt as Kate and Gerry launch last-ditch bid using final £750k in appeal fund”

The story is, as … (read more)

Posted: 20th, December 2015 | In: Madeleine McCann, Reviews, Tabloids | Comment


The top five Christmas songs written by Jews

circa 1925: Russian-born US composer Irving Berlin (Israel Baline, 1888 – 1989) at the keyboard with violinist Jascha Heifetz. (Photo by Henry Guttmann/Getty Images)

 

Have yourselves a … (read more)

Posted: 20th, December 2015 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment (1)


Lord Greville Janner: fakes death, dodges justice, buried alive

Daily Mirror, 3rd December 1991

 

It’s tempting to read of the death of Lord Janner, the political Lord mired in allegations of child abuse, and demand an … (read more)

Posted: 20th, December 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Manchester United want Jose Mourinho as Van Gaal slumps

No longer working in English football, Jose Moutinho continues to be the main news story. The Mail leads with a picture of Louis Van Gaal, the hammer-headed Manchester United manager, and … (read more)

Posted: 20th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Mom makes epic etching fail: ‘friends are the rapists you can drink with’

 

Mom wanted to make a glass with the phrase “friends are therapists you can drink with” written on the side.

“My mom made wine glasses to give to her friends for … (read more)

Posted: 19th, December 2015 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment


Teenagers jailed for two days over ‘indecent’ trousers

 

Two students at a Tennessee high school have ben jailed for wearing saggy trousers. Found guilty of indecent exposure, the pair were caged for a total of 48 hours.

One student, Antonio Ammons, … (read more)

Posted: 19th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


‘Stoner Sloth’ tells Australian kids to stop smoking weed

Stoner Sloth is brought to you by the NSW Health, Australia. And Snickers.

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Posted: 19th, December 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


The greatest line you’ll read about Ted Kennedy – ever!

Reporters question American Senator Edward Kennedy (center, with neck brace) and his wife Joan Kennedy (left, in white coat and dark glasses) as they walk across … (read more)

Posted: 19th, December 2015 | In: Film, Politicians | Comment


Prisoner caught when second and third wives visit at same time

To Virginia, where Frank E. Blake Jr. is in trouble. His second and third wives have arrived at the same time to visit him in Henrico County Jail. And he’s married to both … (read more)

Posted: 19th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


Transfer balls: Muller wants Manchester United but snubs them

Manchester United can forget about singing Thomas Müller. The Times says the talented German “put an end to Manchester United’s hopes” by signing a new deal with Bayern Munich until … (read more)

Posted: 19th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Chelsea: Daily Express and Daily Mirror in tabloid Q and A

What role did Eva Carneiro, the former Chelsea club doctor who left her post in controversial circumstances, play in Jose Mourinho’s downfall. In a word: none. The Spiky One was was sacked … (read more)

Posted: 18th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Grandma wearing fake beard sneaked into school to see estranged grandson  

To Iowa City, where Gloria Laniece Bryan, 66, of Council Bluffs, has been charged with third-degree harassment and trespass after an incident on Oct. 20 at City High.

Keen to see her estranged grandson, … (read more)

Posted: 18th, December 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Amazon ‘thieves’ found with list of tasks: ‘shop lift’ and ‘kiss mom’

 

San Diego County Sheriff’s deputies allegedly found a few items on Kristina Green, 19, and Gary Withers, 38 – most of which had been dropped off by the Amazon delivery truck … (read more)

Posted: 18th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


Chelsea balls: that Jose Mourinho redundancy package in full

Jose Mourinho has been sacked as Chelsea manager. But how much did he have stuffed inside his pockets as he sauntered off?

The Mail: £10m.

 

The Sun: £18m.

The Express: £10-£40m.

 

 

The Mirror: £45.5m.

 

 

In other … (read more)

Posted: 18th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Money, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Chelsea balls: Harry Redknapp knew and didn’t know Mourinho was being sacked

Now that Jose Mourinho has been sacked by Chelsea (again), Harry Redknapp can tell everyone he felt it coming.

In today’s Evening Standard, the former Spurs manager opines:
Jose Mourinho isn’t special … (read more)

Posted: 17th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Chelsea balls: Jose Mourinho gets the sack (again)

Farewell, then, Jose Mourinho, sacked at Chelsea for the second time.  You were the self-styled Special One. You were then ‘The Happy One’. Now you are ‘Taxi For One’.

 

 

The Daily … (read more)

Posted: 17th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Sports | Comment (1)


Tabloid sensation of the day: Anton de Beke exposes his satsumas

 

It’s TV’s Anton De Beke – and news of this 5-a-day. … (read more)

Posted: 17th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment


Tabloid letter of the day: perving at Louise Minchin

Tabloid letter of the day:, as fond in the Daily Star:

 

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Posted: 17th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment


Daily Star: giant rats and a full Christmas holiday for £4

Good news in the Daily Star where “MUM BUYS CHRISTMAS FOR £4- and that includes all the trimmings”.

 

 

This is especially good news for one other Daily Star mum, whose Christmas … (read more)

Posted: 17th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | Comment


Man City pay Guardiola £84m but Chelsea say ‘name your price’

Pep Guardiola has moved “one step closer” to Manchester City says the Mirror. The paper leads with news that Pep Guardiola  is “poised to join his old Barcelona mates and quit … (read more)

Posted: 17th, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Chelsea, Manchester City, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Chelsea balls: how much it costs to sack Jose Mourinho

What would it cost Chelsea to sack Jose Mourinho?  The newspapes know.

The Daily Mail says “Roman Abramovich will be forced to pay Jose Mourinho more than £40million”.

The Mirror says sacking Mourinho … (read more)

Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Money, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Tim Peake according to the Daily Star: a ginger loser

Major Tim Peake is in spaaaaaace. He’s Britain’s first official astronaut to fly to the International Space Station. The British Interplanetary Society says Major Tim is the seventh person born in the … (read more)

Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | Comment