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Daily Star: ‘huge rats ate our Christmas’
The Daily Star has news on rats. This week they are eating Christmas:
News is that “monster rats” ate the Christmas presents “dad Duane Williams” had left beneath the Christmas tree … (read more)
Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Back pages: laughing at Chelsea, mocking Manchester United and dreaming of Leicester
“Chelsea’s flops are turning on boss Jose … (read more)
Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Luis Suarez to Manchester United and other Arsenal and Liverpool clickbait
Transfer balls: and now for a Daily Star masterclass is utter tosh:
Luis Suarez to Man Utd, Real eye all-star Arsenal duo, Liverpool deal close
Story 1: Suarez to Manchester United:
BuzzSport report, … (read more)
Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Liverpool, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Buy the cat lady in your life seamless cat printed knickers
The perfect gift for the cat lady in your life crazy cat ladies in your life: cat panties.
Spotter: Stylebrity
… (read more)
Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: The Consumer | 0 Comments
Hugh Jackman in Eddie The Eagle is Wonderful
Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: Film, Sports | 0 Comments
The Sun takes on Leicester City – and loses
Writes Wyett:
Ranieri continues to build something special … (read more)
Posted: 15th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | 2 Comments
Laura Carter: a topless calendar, a Mentos advert and Justin Bieber is huge in bed
It … (read more)
Posted: 15th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments
Former Chelsea player finds cure for baldness
Posted: 15th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Manchester United and Chelsea start bidding war for Everton’s John Stones
Posted: 15th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
The Indepedent said a French kindergarten teacher was stabbed by ISIS: He wasn’t
The Independent reported the news as fact, even … (read more)
Posted: 15th, December 2015 | In: Broadsheets, Reviews | 0 Comments
Hull man keeps rubbish in garden to deter thieves
Posted: 15th, December 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Chinese restaurant charges diners for breathing
Anyone eating at a restaurant in smoggy Zhangjiagang city, Jiangsu Province, was charged one yuan (10p, $0.15) to cover the cost of breathing air fit for human consumption.
Diners complained to the local … (read more)
Posted: 15th, December 2015 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Sarah Vine channels Jesus in an attack on Kate Middleton
Posted: 14th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, Royal Family | 0 Comments
Louis Johnson wins Strictly Come Dancing
Posted: 14th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Jurgen Klopp gets the party started as plucky Liverpool draw 2-2 with mighty WBA
Posted: 13th, December 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments
Leytonstone terror witness: I sets new standards for heckling like a hero
“Oi! You ain’t got no ticket, bruv”
Posted: 13th, December 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Arsenal buy Aleksandr Kokorin (but don’t)
Transfer balls: Arsenal have bought Aleksandr Kokorin. Well so says the Daily Telegraph:
Only, they haven’t. The paper reports:
Aleksandr Kokorin has been linked with Arsenal throughout the summer and autumn but finally seems … (read more)
Posted: 13th, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Arsenal swap Calum Chambers to Everton’s John Stones
Posted: 13th, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Magic mushroom grown poses for delightful mugshot
Police are unable to say if Mr Klab was under the influence at the time of his arrest … (read more)
Posted: 13th, December 2015 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments
Arsenal balls: Giroud ‘axed’ and ‘threatened’ for his own good
Posted: 12th, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Broadsheets, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Klopp reveals Liverpool targets
Well, so says the Telegraph – which is wrong.
But what Klopp … (read more)
Posted: 12th, December 2015 | In: Broadsheets, Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United: Van Gaal seeks excuses in money but the figures prove him wrong
Manchester United manager Louis Van Gaal has news for the club’s fans: your team isn’t as good as it was when it was winning things season on season.
Man United no … (read more)
Posted: 12th, December 2015 | In: Broadsheets, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Rita Ora hit by X Factor robbery gang
Posted: 12th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | 0 Comments
X Factor: Cheryl goes solo as marriage news runs thin
Posted: 11th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments