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Madeleine McCann: back for Christmas in a Daily Express emergency news scoop
Posted: 11th, December 2015 | In: Madeleine McCann, Reviews | 3 Comments
Hoverboard bandit steals a case of Lucozade
To Mitcham, where police are seeking a man who drove into the Co-op supermarket on a hoverboard – and drove out with a case of Lucozade, which he forgot to pay for.
Anyone feel … (read more)
Posted: 11th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Firefighters cover wrong plane in foam ignoring burning jet
Posted: 11th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Chelsea boss Mourinho repeatedly linked to Real Madrid return
Posted: 11th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Sports | 0 Comments
Tabloid news: ‘Sheridan Smith’s Fanny brims with self belief’
Tabloid news of the day: “Sheridan Smith’s Fanny brims with self belief.” *
Smith is playing Fanny Brice in the Funny Girl musical.
… (read more)
Posted: 11th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Arsenal name 4-man shortlist of five names
The Bleacher Report says the Arsenal shortlist features four players:
A club … (read more)
Posted: 10th, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Liverpool: Sturridge defies Klopp’s diagnosis
Posted: 10th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments
What’s inside a cat’s advent calendar – a dead song bird for Jesus?
Posted: 10th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Frank Lampard marries Christine Bleakley for a third time
A few months ago, the … (read more)
Posted: 10th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments
Wallaby ‘rescued’ swimming kilometre offshore during sponsored swim
To New South Wales, Australia, where a bunch of marine students from the National Marine Science Centre, have ‘rescued’ a wallaby, “lost at sea”.
Says Laura Sanchez-Peregrine: “We see this thing swimming – it’s like … (read more)
Posted: 10th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
An Orangutan watch a magic trick (Video)
Posted: 10th, December 2015 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Arsenal: Giroud remains rubbish as Olympiakos rival Liverpool
The Mirror leads with ‘Our Hero’, praising the “much-criticised Frenchman.
John … (read more)
Posted: 10th, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | 0 Comments
Watch BBC news presenter calls Tyson Fury a dickhead
Posted: 9th, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Manchester United: former player turned pundit caught criticising Van Gaal’s tactics
Posted: 9th, December 2015 | In: Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United: Van Gaal damned but stays beyond 2017
Who can be blamed for Manchester United crashing out of the Champions League in the group stages? It’s worth noting that this is an improvement on last season, when United … (read more)
Posted: 9th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Broadsheets, manchester united, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Ready sliced chocolate for your sandwiches exists
Posted: 8th, December 2015 | In: The Consumer | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Manchester United have £144m for Neymar (and anyone else)
Transfer balls: The Daily Telegraph says Manchester Untied are ready to splurge £143,9m on Neymar.
So incredible is the story that Neymar appears to point to it, laughing:
The paper reports:
It would be … (read more)
Posted: 8th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
How to make a vagina capable of orgasm from a penis and testicles (video)
Posted: 8th, December 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Woman removes 6 ribs to get a 14 inch waist (video)
Fox … (read more)
Posted: 8th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Swansea City balls: Gary Monk sacked and Brendan Rodgers returns
Posted: 8th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United go for Ancelotti (who fishes for Arsenal and Chelsea)
The Sun shows Ancelotti … (read more)
Posted: 8th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Rare meat can kill
“RARE MEAT COULD KILL.” So declares the Sun via its front page. How rare? This rare?
The Sun says “deadly superbugs” might be alive in your meaty dinner. These bugs are … (read more)
Posted: 8th, December 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Manchester United: Ferguson fears Liverpool boss Klopp and forgets himself
Posted: 7th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Chelsea lose to Bournemouth in Russian billionaire battle
But in the Times, Rory … (read more)
Posted: 7th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Broadsheets, Chelsea, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Liverpool balls: Skrtel aims for the own-goal record
Posted: 7th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments