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NUS: Israelis are never killed by ‘terrorists’ and anti-Semitism not a problem
In 1972 Palestinian terror outfit Black September murdered 11 Israel athletes at the Munich Olympics.
Ilana Romano says her husband Yossef was tied up and castrated:
“What they did is that they cut off … (read more)
Posted: 2nd, December 2015 | In: Reviews | 3 Comments
Sarah Vine and online attacks on Gordon Ramsay’s ‘promiscuous’ daughters
For two days the Daily Mail has published this photograph of TV chef Gordon Ramsay’s four children: Jack, 16, Matilda, 14, Holly, 16, and Megan, 17. It was twins Jack … (read more)
Posted: 2nd, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Caffeine-Use Disorder is as real as your hallucinations
Scare story of the day is found in the Daily Mail (natch.), wherein we learn of “caffeine-use disorder”.
Sophie Freeman asks:
But how do you know when your love of coffee has … (read more)
Posted: 2nd, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Tabloids, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Judge allowed defendant to be accompanied by his cat in court
To Chelmsford Crown Crown, Essex, where defendant Aiden Wiltshire, 72, is in the dock. To his side is his cat Taylor, perched in a wheeled shopping trolley.
ITV says Mr Wiltshire “continually stroked” … (read more)
Posted: 2nd, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
The Dog with Musical Ears (video)
This dog that sing and dance with his ears. Wow!
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Posted: 2nd, December 2015 | In: TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Arsenal: Alexis Sanchez performs hokey cokey to prove his fitness
How injured is Arsenal’s Alexis Sanchez?
He’s IN!
The Mirror: “Sanchez has handed Arsenal a huge boost ahead of Christmas the New Year.”
He’s OUT!
The Sun: “Arsene Wenger fears Alexis Sanchez may miss the … (read more)
Posted: 2nd, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Tabloids keep ISIS guessing when bombing raids will begin
When will Britain begin bombing Islamic State, formerly “so-called Islamic State”? The Mail says it’s 48 hours. The Sun says it’s 36 hours.
Jeremy Corbyn says ‘NEVER!”
Good old, Jezza. Loose lips sink … (read more)
Court rules a BMW motorbike will not give you a 2-day erection
Can a BMW give you a two-day erection? The Marin Independent Journal learns the truth:
Wolf claimed he suffered an acute case of priapism – … (read more)
Posted: 1st, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Driver who killed teenager didn’t have a licence because he’s blind
Hector Arroyo, 68, called police to tell hem he’d hit a deer while her was out driving. He had;’t. He’d hit and killed 13-year-old Helina Dirba.
Arroyo told Detective James Maltby he didn’t stop … (read more)
Posted: 1st, December 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Arsenal balls: the media crisis that isn’t
Arsenal have a lot of players injured. But some how they’ve managed to give themselves a fighting chance of progressing in the Champions’ League and sit just two points from … (read more)
Posted: 1st, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Chelsea in for Manchester United’s Thomas Muller
Posted: 1st, December 2015 | In: Chelsea, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Listen to Manchester’s Beetham Tower groan and hum in the wind
If you listen you can hear Manchester’s Beetham Tower grown in the wind.
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Posted: 30th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Tristram Hunt MP ‘Beyond Excited” Stoke to get a Pizza Express
BEYOND EXCITED!
Tristram Hunt is not a parody … (read more)
Posted: 30th, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Clickbait football: Manchester United and the ‘Jamie Vardy’ reject
The paper’s headline declares:
Stats: Man United reject proving he could’ve … (read more)
Posted: 30th, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Chelsea balls: Costa tosses his pink toys and misses Mourinho
Posted: 30th, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy gets the Hollywood movie treatment
Jamie Vardy, Leicester City’s can’t-stop-scoring striker, is to star in a Hollywood film, says the Sun. Well, not him, but an actor playing the 28-year-old footballer.
And who might that actor … (read more)
Posted: 30th, November 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Princess Charlotte photos: three eyes, a comb-over and everything sponsored
Pictures of Princess Charlotte occupy the front pages of the Mail, Telegraph, Mirror and Express.
The Mirror says the child’s hair is “light brown – somewhere between the colour of Kate’s darks locks and … (read more)
Posted: 30th, November 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Royal Family | 0 Comments
Premier League footballer in Sun schoolgirl stunna sexting sensation
Posted: 29th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Liverpool in for 7 Dortmund players (and one plays for Manchester United)
Is that really what he said? Because last January the Metro reported that Reus had … (read more)
Posted: 29th, November 2015 | In: Liverpool, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
ISIS and the nanny State agree: smoking is punishable by death
Can we relate to ISIS? Yes, says Brendan O’Neill, we can because they are like the worst of us.
Both are punishable by death
He notes:
ISIS hates everything … (read more)
Posted: 29th, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Record Thief Returns Stolen Stone Roses LP After Finding God
A born-again Christian regrets stealing vinyl from Out On The Floor Records in London’s Camden Town 10 years ago. The thief realised that his religion looks unkindly on stealing, so he parcelled up the … (read more)
Posted: 29th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Why are 27 nail-studded baseball bats tied to phone polls in San Francisco?
Sgt. Michael Andraychak says it’s “very strange”.
Is San Francisco … (read more)
Posted: 29th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: rubbish Leicester City’s Vardy passes Manchester United and Chelsea test
Vardy passes his United audition
Posted: 29th, November 2015 | In: Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Ronaldo in the ‘clear’ for Manchester United
Today the Metro … (read more)
Posted: 28th, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments