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Transfer balls: Manchester United get Gareth Bale, Ronaldo and Benitez
Posted: 23rd, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Radio France changes pro-migrant headline after Paris massacre
The original headline on the September 14 story ran: “Refugees: … (read more)
Posted: 23rd, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Panic: Europe runs out of Jews to murder and Prince Charles explains all
Posted: 23rd, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Biased BBC: Murdering Jews in Israel is never ‘terror’
Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Mr Phuc Dat Bich ‘banned from Facebook’
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Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 1 Comment
Police swoop on man with ‘armed’ sandwich
To Stevenage railway station, Hertfordshire. It’s 4.40pm on Thursday afternoon. Police are responding to an urgent call: someone has seen a man with a gun.
Armed police have located the man, who is … (read more)
Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Liverpool have £42m for Aubameyang, Chelsea offer £20m, Arsenal release Reus
Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, Liverpool, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Manchester United wave £60m at Ronaldo
The Mail, Express and Star all lead with Manchester United’s pursuit of Cristiano Ronaldo.
The Mail says the door is open to a £60m bid for the Real Madrid star. The … (read more)
Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United balls: Schweinsteiger scores as Deeney gets erased
The Manchester Evening News says Man United’s German midfielder scored the winner.
Bastian Schweinsteiger scores … (read more)
Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Is Cher Dead?
On December 2014, Cher had three months to live, reported the National Enquirer.
Seven months later Cher was dead.
Cher is not dead.
… (read more)
Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer, Reviews | 0 Comments
Arsenal: Hector Bellerin breaks Usain Bolt’s sprint record (sort of)
Is Arsenal defender Hector Bellerin faster than Usain Bolt, the world’s greatest 100m runner?
Elizabeth Cassin writes for the BBC:
When Usain Bolt broke the 100m world record in 2009, it took … (read more)
Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Angelina Jolie not dead: weight falls to weekly deadline
Angelina Jolie weighs 83lbs. We know this because the National Enquirer leads with the weighty issue on its cover page. The NE loves to talk about Jolie’s weight. Her love-rival, former … (read more)
Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Spurs balls: Kane and Alli get pay rise but Manchester United and Chelsea wait
The Sun leads with news that Spurs will invest £25m in tying Dele Alli and Harry Kane to long term deals. The money won’t come in one hit. As the … (read more)
Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports, Spurs | 0 Comments
Dover school ticks off parents for smoking outside school gates
Posted: 20th, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Arsenal balls: fear and panic sell Laurent Koscielny short
Posted: 20th, November 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Songs of Vietnam: The Top 10
In We Gotta Get Out of … (read more)
Posted: 20th, November 2015 | In: Music, Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: tabloid creates epic bullshit.com story about Liverpool and Arsenal ‘target’
Transfer balls: The Daily Star has a scoop about a “Liverpool target”. The headline tells us:
Liverpool target talks up shock move: It’d be a dream to play for them!
Who is … (read more)
Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Chelsea, Manchester United and Bayern Munich in Robben story plot
Transfer balls: Is Arjen Robben heading back to the Premier League to play for Manchester United?
Yes, says the Daily Express. He is. The paper’s headline is definitive:
Former Chelsea winger agrees … (read more)
Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Arkansas judge allegedly offered sexual spankings or prison
To Arkansas, where young white male offenders are offered a deal: take a sound spanking to your naked backside and get a reduced sentence. It’s alleged that Judge Joseph Boeckmann, swapped jail time for hanky … (read more)
Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Darren Raekwon McIntosh-Buffonge gets the Manchester United bullshit.com treatment
Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Chelsea and Manchester United linked to Spurs Dele Alli
Ali … (read more)
Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Sports, Spurs | 0 Comments
Abdelhamid Abaaoud: a naked dead body and the blonde
The Mail wonders if Abdelhamid Abaaoud has been killed by French forces?
The Sun provides an answer:
But why is … (read more)
Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Skydiver and cat jump sat in a fully furnished lounge
In this advert professional skydiver Jeff Provenzano show us that so hip are Nvidia Shield tablet computers that anyone owning one can experience the thrill of skydiving with their cat by simply turning one on.
Spotter: Nerd … (read more)
Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Technology, The Consumer | 0 Comments