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Listen to The Ronettes – Baby I Love You (isolated Vocals)
Listen to … (read more)
Posted: 5th, November 2015 | In: Key Posts, Music, Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Ronaldo ‘dreams’ of Manchester United, cashes in at PSG and wears rejuvenating bronzer
We learn that “Ronaldo has emphasised his close relationship with PSG … (read more)
Posted: 5th, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
VIP paedophiles: George Kennedy Young, Tory gays and the Society for Individual Freedom
The Sun (Page 4): “MI6 BOSS ‘RAN VIP PAEDO RING'”
Those inverted commas … (read more)
Posted: 5th, November 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | 0 Comments
John Bercow vs The Sun: Sally snogs and hacking Japan
Posted: 5th, November 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Woman accused of twisting off one-legged roofer’s prosthetic limb
Posted: 5th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Boy suspended from school for shooting fellow pupil with imaginary bow and arrow
At Our Lady of Lourdes school in Cincinnati, Ohio, six-year-old are playing Power Rangers. One child picks up an imaginary bow, loads the arrow, takes aim at another boy and fires. … (read more)
Posted: 5th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Arsenal balls: Giroud good enough for Bayern, Joel Campbell nicking a living, Wenger ‘poor’
But what about those points, the scores out of … (read more)
Posted: 5th, November 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Manchester United: bellow average Wayne Rooney goes back to ‘class’
But below that praise the Mail also says Rooney, er, wasn’t … (read more)
Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Objects of desire: David Bowie mug-shot shower curtain
The David Bowie shower curtain.
Buy yours at Fine Art America
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Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Chelsea benefit from FA conspiracy to let Diego Costa escape ban for Liverpool ‘red card’
Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, Liverpool, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 1 Comment
Chelsea balls: Abramovich puts £71m price tag on Mourinho’s head
Go on…
Monaco made a startling approach for Jose Mourinho on Tuesday but saw … (read more)
Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United balls: Louis Van Gaal calls Chris Smalling ‘Michael’ again
Manchester United centre-back Chris Smalling has a new nickname: Michael. Following Manchester United’s 1-0 win over CSKA Moscow, Louis Van Gaal hailed the performance of “Michael Smalling”.
Who he?
“David De Gea has saved … (read more)
Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Policeman shoots himself – blames mysterious dark-skinned man
Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Facebook banned these naked breasts but approved the racism
He posted this picture of a man holding a sign declaring: “Don’t Buy … (read more)
Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Watch A Street Statue Artist Kick A Thief In The Head
Stick a coin in the slot at at the feet of a performance statue and they will break their post to wink, wave or punch the air (reaction dependent on … (read more)
Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: Gifs, Reviews | 0 Comments
Man jailed after using fishing line to smuggle ‘deadly’ McMuffin into Wormwood Scrubs prison
Karl Jensen, 27, and Lisa Mary Hutchinson, 26, have been jailed for smuggling drugs, a knife, a plastic Kinder Surprise egg containing five Sim cards, a bottle of vodka, a USB chargers … (read more)
Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Chelsea balls: Mourinho praises his dignity, John Terry wants love and death, Fabregas looks innocent
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho continues to set the sports pages agenda.
The Sun (backpage): “BLUES BROTHERS”.
Chelsea captain John Terry says Chelsea are United and squarely behind Mourinho. This is unlovely, driven and pragmatic Terry … (read more)
Posted: 4th, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United balls: Kanchelskis slams Van Gaal, Rooney dropped, Riyad Mahrez can be like Cantona
The Sun does … (read more)
Posted: 3rd, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Dentists say footballers with bad teeth play badly: Manchester United’s toothless Nobby Styles wins World Cup
Posted: 3rd, November 2015 | In: Sports | 0 Comments
Chelsea fans rejoice: noise makes no difrerence to the number of goals scored
Posted: 3rd, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | 0 Comments
Man with cloth penis ate toilet paper to beat police breathalyzer test
Posted: 3rd, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Chelsea balls: Mourinho prepares for an assault on the beaches of Stoke, Arsenal and Liverpool
The media narrative is that every Chelsea match is Jose Mourinho’s D-DAY.
Today the Daily Express says Chelsea’s match at Stoke City is the manager’s ‘D-DAY’:
The London Evening Standard said Jose’s … (read more)
Posted: 3rd, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Chelsea Balls: Jose banned from watching matches on the telly, Makelele linked, yet another D-Day
Sticking with the Sun, Jose”s been … (read more)
Posted: 3rd, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | 0 Comments
Watch referee Arsenal enemy Mike Dean ‘celebrate’ a Spurs goal against Aston Villa
Posted: 2nd, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports, Spurs | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Youri Tielemans wanted by Arsenal, Liverpool, Man United, Man City, Liverpool and Chelsea in full-house of tabloid TB
Transfer Balls: Manchester United and Manchester City want to sign 18-year-old Anderlecht midfielder Youri Tielemans says the Daily Star. In the paper’s “exclusive” we learn that United and City will have to pay … (read more)
Posted: 2nd, November 2015 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments