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Liverpool balls: how much Klopp is now earning at Anfield

Liverpool have appointed affable German Jurgen Klopp and the papers agree that he’s terrific.

But what’s he earning at Liverpool?

Daily Telegraph: Klopp signed a three year deal worth £7 million a season.

The Times: £25m … (read more)

Posted: 9th, October 2015 | In: Liverpool, Money, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Liverpool balls: Klopp joined a week ago but signs tomorrow

Jurgen Klopp has agreed a three-year deal to manage Liverpool FC. If it goes well, chances are he’ll be offered the Arsenal job. Only joking. It’ll be Chelsea. That for later.

Of … (read more)

Posted: 8th, October 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment

Madness: delighted US scientists find rare foreign bird in order to kill it

                                                    … (read more)

Posted: 8th, October 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Watch: fighter shits pants in middle of fight

A shit fight

 

What is the ultimate move in MMA fighting? That question to Travis Wolford, who took on Daniel Cooper in a West Virginia  ‘Ruckus in the Cage’. We … (read more)

Posted: 8th, October 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports | Comment

American tourist writes great Facebook post about life in England

In 1942, GIs in England were given a handbook. It instructed the visitors how to behave and consider their hosts. Fast forward to 2015, and Scott Waters, a 66-year-old from St … (read more)

Posted: 8th, October 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, The Consumer | Comment

Chelsea: it costs £30m and rising to sack Jose Mourinho?

Should Chelsea FC sack their bitchy manager Jose Moutinho, what would that termination of contract cost the club?

Daily Star:
EXCLUSIVE – ROMAN ABRAMOVICH faces a world record £37.5m pay-out if he decides … (read more)

Posted: 8th, October 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Liverpool balls: Shankly and the transfer committee bought winners, Brendan Rodgers picked the dross

Much has been written about Liverpool FC’s Transfer Committee. The group that signed Luis Suarez also signed Mario Balotelli. They don’t always get it right. But can it be an … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comments (2)

Baharhahahahahaha Mustafa: hilarious student union wonk says only whites can be racist

Bahar Mustafa tweeted“kill all white men”. Most white men ignored the threat. Most tweeters did not obey. Mustafa used to be Goldsmiths University’s welfare and diversity officer. It’s lamentable that she did not also tweet … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

The Walthamstow Riot that wasn’t: weaves on Hoe Street and one copper for every two kids

DID you see news on the Walthamstow riot? The story goes that two teenagers were fighting over a man. The action took place on Hoe street. A few girls joined in the … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Chelsea balls: Mourinho attacked by three out-of-work managers

The Sun says “top bosses” have piled in on Jose Mourinho, whose Chelsea side are not yet flying high.

Who are these “top bosses” placing Jose “under siege”?
Former England boss Fabio … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment

VIP paedophiles: Leon Brittan’s accuser says it was a ‘joke’; Tom Watson remains silent, old news is no news

British home sectretary Leon Brittan visits a prison on January 11, 1984. (Photo by Mike Moore/Express/Getty Images)

 

The VIP paedophile story unravels by the day. Today the … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment

Transfer Balls: Benzema to Arsenal (says the Metro)

Transfer Balls: Arsenal are buying Karim Benzema. Well, so sys the Metro, which says the French striker is not happy because Real Madrid boss Rafael Benitez substituted him in five of his last six league … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Hunters fights off elk saving bear by shoving his arm down its throat

Chase Dellwo, 26, was out hunting elk near Choteau in Montana on Saturday. A large 400 pound (180kg) male grizzly bear approaches, reports the Great Falls Tribune.

Dellwo was mauled:
“He let go, but … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Manchester United: Van Gaal blames team for Arsenal defeat; team blames him

In an “Exclusive”, the Times says Manchester United players were “baffled” by Louis van Gaal’s tactics against Arsenal. United were lucky to lose 3-0 at the Emirates.
Manchester United’s players were … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Liverpool: Klopp and Fowler are the dream team

 

Franz Beckenbauer says Liverpool must got for Jürgen Klopp as Brendan Rodgers’ replacement. Says Beckenbauer:
“He is fantastic. He is one of the best coaches I know in the whole world, and he … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment

Free speech: Milo Yiannopoulos hones his karate, Julie Bindel is banned and Manchester University is wrapped in cottonwool

To Manchester University, where “Transphobe” Julie Bindel is banned! She’d been asked by University of Manchester Free Speech & Secular Society to speak at a debate called – irony of ironies – “From … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Liverpool balls: Rodgers was a ‘bizarre genius’ with great teeth

Pundit Watch: The Daily Mail’s Adrian Durham has bene talking about Liverpool and Brendan Rodgers’ sacking.

October 6 2015: “Brendan Rodgers was too much like David Brent to succeed at Liverpool… … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2015 | In: Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Madeleine McCann: the revolting Ben Needham fight

Madeleine McCann is back in the news. The Sun thunders:
Trolls force McCanns to take down Madeleine search Twitter account
Force?
THE official Madeleine McCann search Twitter account is being shut down due … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2015 | In: Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comment

Bride and groom send whining couple bill for missing wedding meal

Jessica Baker from Golden Valley, Minnesota, and her husband were getting ready to attend a wedding. The phone rang. It was Jessica’s mother. “She called at the last minute and … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2015 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

Rugby World Cup: England prepare for quarter-finals (photo)

England prepare for the rugby World Cup Quarter Finals:

 

 

Spotter: @welshdalailama

… (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2015 | In: Sports | Comment

In 1978 Penthouse magazine investigated the future of sex

In 1978 Penthouse magazine investigated the future of sex.

 

 

The October 1978 issue of Penthouse magazine zooms in on Science and the Future. This feature served as an intro to OMNI, “a magazine of science, … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment

Liverpool balls: Harry Redknapp hopes Milner settles in England and rewrites history for Brendan Rodgers

Brendan Rodger is out of a job at Liverpool. And here’s Harry Redknapp to explain all. The headline makes his case:
Harry Redknapp: Brendan Rodgers should not have been sacked by … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2015 | In: Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | Comment

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